A couple of submissions courtesy of Hektor who’s been hanging with the Speak Your Brane crew as they come to terms with the death of Boris Yeltsin. Poor bugger.
Thanks for help ending the Soviet threat. Good luck!
Walt K, Corona, California, United States
I’m sure he will be lucky but we should spare a thought for all those less fortunate corpses.
Many of us, here in America, saw him as a forward thinker and an honorable man…He will be missed…I’m certain that if Mr. Reagan was still alive, he’d be crushed that his friend and ours, has passed…Our countries have stood together, in the past, and this American hopes we
will again, and for the long haul…After all, my Aunt Hilda looks much like your Aunt Helga….We are One…
Your American Brother,
RodneyRodney, Cleveland
Poor Reagan. I’m sure he would be crushed. Luckily he was spared the pain by dying. And he had no clue what was happening even when he was alive. Alzheimers is probably something of a blessing when you have so much blood on your hands.
Having a bit of a melancholy Thursday afternoon. Perhaps I should have just left Hektor’s comment:-
“I am sure Rodney’s probably on death row, so it’s quite safe to laugh at him”
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Seeing as Reagan’s dead, you’d think he’d be happy his old friend has joined him. He’s been hanging around up (or down) there, doing nothing, then suddenly Yeltsin comes lolloping over the rise towards him. Sort of like a Rainbow Bridge for politicians.
Sorry you’re Thursday wasn’t good. You need to read more HYS, that’s what you need.
Oh my god. Look what I did to YOUR. I’m sorry, it was the grief that did it.
It’s the price we pay for sniggering at bad spelling and grammar.
I *could* correct the original comment and then delete these subsequent ones?
Someone is now going to start a blog to expose the hypocrisy of Speak You’re Branes.
Calm down everyone. We’ve all had a drink. My suggestion is that we all go to our rooms and think about what we’ve just written. And please excuse my colonic irritation, but there is no such punctuation mark as :-
Colons only. Let’s not give the fuckers any excuses to undermine spEak Your bRanes’ sterling efforts to place the pillow of democracy over the face of bigotry.
Actually the use of the ‘colon plus dash’ occurs in writing throughout history. It may be a little underused today, but I believe Nelson was attempting to draw us back to a bygone age. An age when Britain was great. Possibly an age when we all had Rickets.