Self-appointed Sages and Slow Readers27 Apr 2007 03:19 pm
By Nelson

The issue is, if Harry goes to Iraq will the whole Royal Family become a target of muslim fanatics? Second, if he goes and gets killed will the whole muslim community in Britain become a target for revenge? Third would the death of Harry in Iraq precipitate the assasination of Blair by lovers of the Monarchy. Fourth, would the lack of massive military retaliation cause massive civil unrest in Britain? Blair’s, it’s not my call, is simply not believable; Blairs neck is on the block.

alan byrom, tagish canada

Whilst I commend your insightful analysis, I don’t think you’ve considered all the alternatives. If Harry was killed in Iraq, the monarchists might all go over there and destroy the insurgency in an act of revenge. But then the insurgents’ friends might come back over here and bomb the Archbishop of Canterbury. This would inevitably lead to the Conference of Anglican Provinces in Africa, upset that the British government didn’t protect the Archbishop, staging an invasion of Wales where they would…

Sorry Alan, I got bored halfway through taking the piss out of you.

2 Responses to “Expert Alan”

  1. on 19 Aug 2008 at 8:59 pm Alan Byrom

    If this is your idea of taking the rise
    I’m not surprised you got bored.

  2. on 22 Aug 2008 at 7:10 pm Nelson

    It *was* a bit substandard wasn’t it? Sorry Alan.