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Submitted by Tomsk. Ta.

What I don’t know is how much influence has in France. Is he or she the King or Queen of the Republic? I understand their dichotomy. Gone in England are ‘The Darling Buds of May’, we can not go back, much as I & many would like. It would be a shame to lose them in France, but then again it is the 21st Century. As an onlooker perhaps Sarzosky and Royale should share the Presidency, impossible I realise. There are times when you need the Right & times when you need the Centre Left. Compromise!

Neil Hewitt, Bournemouth

The gamut from A to B.

Don’t fret Neil. I’ll get my Granny to bake you a whole new continent to live on.