Oh yes, I can’t think of a better idea than spending even more of my hard-earned money on kids who are making a personal choice to throw their whole lives away before they reach 20 whilst their ferral (and not much older) parent watches on in acquiesence.
Here… Take this funding from my well-behaved, wanting to learn and contribute to humanity, son’s future education….
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Just a quick note on style. I think that last sentence would be better if you’d written:-
“Here… Take this funding from my well-behaved, wanting-to-learn-and-contribute-to-humanity son’s future education….”
See how the hyphens make it a little easier to read? Don’t get me wrong, the whole thing is still clumsy and awkward, but I reckon it would add a couple of years to your apparent reading-age.