Plain Weird and Slow Readers10 May 2007 03:40 pm

Bill’s Traumatic Muff Sighting

By Nelson

I WAS IN HOSPITAL AT COLCHESTER GENERAL ON A MIXED WARD A WOMAN IN THE BED OPPOSITE HAD A CAFERTER INSERTED IN HER LOWER PART OF HER ANATOMY.EVERY TIME SHE MOVED SHE EXPOSED HERSELF.PATIENTS SHOULD NOT BE PUT INTO THESE SITUATIONS.YES THERE SHOULD BE SINGLE SEX WARDS THEY WERE INTRODUCED TO SAVE MONEY NOT PATIENT CARE.

BILL, COLCHESTER

Filthy womenses. I bet they do all sorts of revolting stuff when they think there’s no men watching. Probably store their packed lunches up thier lower anatomy tubes. Horrid womens. Poor Bill.

4 Responses to “Bill’s Traumatic Muff Sighting”

  1. on 10 May 2007 at 5:28 pm   Nicky

    She had a cafetier inserted in her anatomy? Wow. I bet she “slipped” and “fell” on it. And I bet if it still dispensed coffee Bill wouldn’t be complaining either.

  2. on 10 May 2007 at 10:07 pm   sam

    what is this about?

  3. on 02 Feb 2008 at 6:12 pm   Neko

    It was inserted in her *feet*? How?

  4. on 29 Jun 2008 at 3:33 am   James (different James)

    Bill can manage to spell anatomy but not catheter. Guess we know what that perv’s been looking up on the internet.