Racists and Tax Bores and Werthers Original Imperialists04 Jun 2007 04:14 pm
By Nelson

Another one from Tomsk.

Three Cheers for Pathetic Britain! Hip Hip Horray!

Again the government wasting tax payers money what has happened to this country i remember when it was once Great Britain! Now look at it! Seem to be turning more and more into Great Britistan by the day! Oh im sorry can i say that as we no longer have freedom of speech in this country! Well the white man does not i should say!

Guyza, Newcastle

Well! Guyza! What can I say! Nice punctuation! Textbook tax bore! Racism agogo! You really have covered all the bases! A HYS full-house!

If I were to offer some criticism, it would be that you missed a perfect opportunity when you wrote “Hip Hip Horray!” instead of “Hip Hop Hooray!”. The trick is to freely associate. Just let the stereotypes and ignorant bumgibber come bubbling out of your horrid stinky face without pausing to think about it. It might seem like a minor niggle but it’s a slippery slope. You start by missing an opportunity to blurt your racist ignorance and suddenly, 6 months later, you’ll find yourself using sane punctuation and actually thinking before you open your mouth. Stay vigilant.

One Response to “Horray!”

  1. on 03 Jul 2008 at 4:06 pm Helen

    I like that he has a little conversation with himself. Clearly no-one else does.