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A submission from yet another Tom.

if anyone has a problem with ethnics being stoped and asked, then maybe the fact is that they also like the terrosist have a hate for our society. bring back hanging for the nasty jealous terrosists and there pc supporters, it would give us much satisfaction. or else in time loyalist paramilateries will, the choice is yours.

paul, southampton

Not so much funny as genuinely terrifying. Well done Paul, you hateful turd.

This is typical of this government, in parable form, a man puts a shelf up in the kitchen, it’s the wrong size (human rights legislation) but he won’t be told, now the fridge won’t open so now he moves the fridge, but now he’s moved the fridge the cupboard door won’t open wide enough so he has to take the door off, and the original shelf, now he’s had to move the fridge he can’t get what he wants on it anyway. Moral; fix the original problem, not the consequence of the problem.

Paul Mitchell, Eastbourne

Exactly. Just when you think you’ve got all the ingredients for an omelette (opinion) you discover that you can’t crack your eggs (brains) because, instead of being normal tasty eggs from out of a chicken, they are all made of sequins glued together with Araldite (you’re a bit strange but not in an interesting way).

This is the sort of Paul we want more of. More confused rambling please.