Permanently Bewildered13 Jun 2007 03:13 pm
By Wellington

Alucard has a clever name. He spends much of his time thinking about breasts:

So let me get this right, a woman is allowed to breastfeed her baby anywhere she chooses, yet if I take a quiet leak as discreetly as possible I am still guilty of an offence?

Why do I get the feeling that this about giving women more and more rights and nothing to do with any concepts of natural functions. Taking a leak is also a natural bodily function.

Alucard T Nuoc, Divided Kingdom

It’s political correctness gone mad Alucard. Before you know it they’ll be crapping on tables and flicking it at passers-by.

When I’m on the beach I expect to see breasts as many women sunbathe topless. When I am in a restaurant I don’t expect to see small children at all, let alone babies. When I am in a shopping centre I don’t expect to see breasts.

That said many women breast-feed very discreetly, only recently I was part way through a conversation with a female acquaintance before I realised she was feeding her baby. Sometimes it makes me feel a little uncomfortable but no more so than talking to someone with a highly visible physical abnormality so I live with it.

Alucard T Nuoc, Divided Kingdom

I expect to see breasts on the beach too. And if I don’t, I go to another beach. Vote with your feet Alucard.

4 Responses to “Bodily Functions”

  1. on 13 Jun 2007 at 5:34 pm Hektor

    Alucard has knockers on the brain.

    This Blog is worth checking out.

    http://idiotsandfoolishthings.blog.co.uk/

    I’m sure he’s a regular HYS contributor.

  2. on 14 Jun 2007 at 9:29 pm Beeski

    Oh dear. That blog has become like a car crash for me today, I’m ashamed to look but I just can’t help myself. They use the word illiterate everywhere… talking about other people!?

  3. on 27 Dec 2007 at 1:42 am Rosa

    Small children in restaurants?! What a disgusting thought. They might *talk* and everything.

  4. on 24 Feb 2008 at 1:07 am p

    god, i hate those visible physical abnormalities too. It’s so uncomfortable for ME. Why don’t those bastards wear masks? Or why weren’t they born in China or some Brown country where they probably wouldn’t have been allowed to draw their first breath? tssk! ugly cunts.