Werthers Original Imperialists14 Jun 2007 06:06 pm
By Wellington
It was a clarion call of a forgotten age: of Drake and Nelson, when our fleet sailed forth with our Army and Air Force and vanquished an invidious foe, liberating our fellow countrymen from tyranny. Long may our victory be remembered and celebrated, for on that occasion, right was done.

[TJLObserver], England

With Gandalf standing proud on the bow of the HMS Glasgow, leading the fleet to victory. It was a day that will be remembered in song throughout the Shire.

3 Responses to “Drake, Nelson and Thatcher”

  1. on 14 Jun 2007 at 6:08 pm Nelson

    I reckon the pompous fool had tears in his/her eyes whilst typing that.

  2. on 15 Jun 2007 at 11:39 am Judderman

    I’m not too great on my history but I pretty sure the RAF was quite a bit smaller in the days of Drake and Nelson, what with the plane not having been invented and all.

  3. on 18 Jun 2007 at 7:33 pm Nelson

    Don’t be so damned unpatriotic.