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Kristina hcould have won!!! SImons entry looked like lots of willies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexy, Devon

Have you messed yourself?

He the boss if he thought both were good in different ways he should just of taken both on hes the boss he should change the rules when he though its valid to do so.

martin, darlington

How gullible do you have to be to think that “The Apprentice” is about that ridiculous man filling a job vacancy?

Damn… I just had a boring opinion about something boring.

“Cultural briefing packs and special integration teams”? Has the Orwellian nightmare of Britain today got that bad?

[MarkfromEngland], Reading, United Kingdom

‘Fraid so. We live in a country that increasingly resembles the nightmarish world of Orwell’s 1948 classic “I Don’t Pay My Taxes So Some Immigrant Can Use My Hospital”.

Politic and religion should go in hand with neither being fanatic or closed in their approach to change. The modern day UK is now a godless place, no morals, no family life – indeed a government which actively calls for same sex marriage and children born out of wedlock. Laws have been put in place to prevent speaking out against this way of life, its called homophobic prejudice, so it seems the politics are far more fanatic and rigid than the Church.
Anne Wotana Kaye, London, United Kingdom

Yay! That’s what we a need… a progressive church, open to change but opposed to these crazy modern ideas like “sex” and “homosexuality”.

i ‘admire’ tony blair…..it takes a ‘very’ ‘strong’ ‘brave’ man to admitt that he gets crushed so easily……
another word pops into my head….. P.A.T.H.E.C.T.I.C
Alice, Bedford

That’s all gone a bit mad there Alice. All a bit mad.

To be honest I am amazed Blair is still blabbering on about nothing and someone hasn’t assasinated him.

[Emulated], Bournemouth, United Kingdom

I wish they’d give you a job reading the news. You could do it in a dressing gown, smoking a fag.

Thanks again to Joanne for finding this demented brainsalad.

Yes completely children play violent games on Games consoles and thus stabbing and shooting is on the up + general violence. The media breaks peoples lifes up just to make money greed I think yes you would agree. The momring star controls the media lucifa in latin stands for the light bearer, looks after the stars and light in the universe correct. The internet is connected via fibre optics child porn fraud terroisum uses this mediam the collective compute use lots of power the ice caps melt YES
Kristian, SOS

Nice one. Now I don’t have to read “Ulysses”.

Before anything… we should carefully define what a pediophile is [...]
Guy Fox

Is it someone who loves Spanish shoes?

Funnily enough, these two comments were posted at exactly the same time:

Castration is only the start, remember these perverts still will have hands. The death penalty is the only way to make sure that these scummy people can be dealt with.

pauline houston, belfast, United Kingdom

Don’t worry Pauline. Gadge is way ahead of you…

Chemical Castration indeed.
Child sex offenders should be castrated full stop, and I’d take their hands off too. There’s no chance of re-offending. As soon as you violate children you’re human rights should be null and void.

Gadge Rogers, L/B – North Tyneside, United Kingdom

But they’ll still have stumps!! I’ve heard that even the death penalty can’t stop a paedo. Apparently they have bionic legs and ears made by NASA and a kind of gyroscope that means you can’t knock them over and mob-resistant raincoats and when startled they squirt out ink and their tails fall off and the only way you can be sure of killing them is by driving a wooden stake through their arse and then burning their remains in a pressure cooker full of charcoal and burying them in holy ground inside an A4 box file with “HM Revenue and Customs” printed on it in Comic Sans.

Alucard has a clever name. He spends much of his time thinking about breasts:

So let me get this right, a woman is allowed to breastfeed her baby anywhere she chooses, yet if I take a quiet leak as discreetly as possible I am still guilty of an offence?

Why do I get the feeling that this about giving women more and more rights and nothing to do with any concepts of natural functions. Taking a leak is also a natural bodily function.

Alucard T Nuoc, Divided Kingdom

It’s political correctness gone mad Alucard. Before you know it they’ll be crapping on tables and flicking it at passers-by.

When I’m on the beach I expect to see breasts as many women sunbathe topless. When I am in a restaurant I don’t expect to see small children at all, let alone babies. When I am in a shopping centre I don’t expect to see breasts.

That said many women breast-feed very discreetly, only recently I was part way through a conversation with a female acquaintance before I realised she was feeding her baby. Sometimes it makes me feel a little uncomfortable but no more so than talking to someone with a highly visible physical abnormality so I live with it.

Alucard T Nuoc, Divided Kingdom

I expect to see breasts on the beach too. And if I don’t, I go to another beach. Vote with your feet Alucard.

there is nothing wrong with breastfeeding in public, i mean it is not as if the woman in question is going to bare them completly or spread them on the cafe table, how on earth could anybody object. I have seen breastfeeding over the years (friends & relatives) and i personally cannot think of anything more natural, Though i must say when i was a kid my aunt would send me for a “loaf of bread” and on my return she would be feeding my baby cousin. Anyway the point is please be discreet (which most feeders are) and people who object strongly need modernising (or turn your backs or leave the situation).

gary burton, wigston, United Kingdom

Tell us more about this “loaf of bread”. It’s a euphemism for taking a dump on a prostitute isn’t it?