Werthers Original Imperialists11 Jul 2007 02:44 pm
By Nelson

Thanks to Céline for this one.

100% with them on this.
Morally, I think that couples should get married.
Whatever people say, its still not nice to be a child with unmarried parents, and like all similar propositions, this couls become a slippery slope.
Its still seen as ‘low’ to be living with someone long-term and I think that as a CONSERVATIVE party, it’s about time we heard some CONSERVATIVE veiws.

**Michael Taylor**, Leeds

Well Michael, it’s all very well preaching from your high-horse but what about offering some practical help or advice? Do you think I want to be living (long-term) with the woman I love??? Perhaps we should seek out this “CONSERVATIVE party” of which you speak and see if they can help us turn our lives around. Incidentally, my girlfriend has a fantastic arse and sometimes we forget to say grace before having sex WITH THE LIGHTS ON. HELP US.

One Response to “The CONSERVATIVE Party”

  1. on 11 Jul 2007 at 11:20 pm Tom

    I doubt your average Tory MP would have the faintest clue about something so tame as sex with a consenting girlfriend. If you need advise on sex acts involving Chelsea shirts, oranges and poo suits, they’re your party, mind.