spEak You’re bRanes

Thanks to Paul Sharville for sending me this upsetting story about the “inscrutible duvet cover makers of the far east”.

I brought a union jack duvet cover online and when it arrived it was no bigger than a small blanket because it was made in china where the’re much smaller. is nothing sacred, even my devotion to my country! bring back manufacturing to england then we woul’dnt need the internet!

*foreverstgeorge*

We are a tall nation. Your best option is to buy your duvet covers from America. The height of the average American is slightly lower than the average Englishman… but jesus they’re fat. Just turn the duvet sideways and you’re golden.