A submission from James in answer to the question “Who would make the best London Mayor?”
Paddington most definately - O mayor sorry I thought it said bear.
chris marchant, Brixham, United Kingdom
James adds “I was going to say ‘At least he’s made an effort’, but frankly I don’t think he has and the pun simply doesn’t work in a written medium, and furthermore the expression ‘London Bear’ doesn’t really exist whereas ‘London Mayor’ is much more common and therefore if there were to be any confusion (which clearly there wasn’t) it would surely act in the other direction. Chris Marchant is a fucking idiot.”
He should have gone for ‘Black Beauty’ and ‘London Mare’. People like Chris Marchant are worse than Hitler.