Permanently Bewildered and Unfocused Rage08 Aug 2007 05:21 pm

Wrong Language

By Wellington

When HYS posed the complex and confusing question of whether the government have a duty to help Iraqis who have worked with British Forces to settle in the UK, Joe thought long and hard. Then, after a couple of days recuperating in front of “Deal or No Deal” he wrote:

Interpreters ?
No they should not be given asylum! If you want to live here you should have the decency to learn our language!
We should have no need for interpreters, or at least not a lot of interpreters.

Joe Turner, London, United Kingdom

12 Responses to “Wrong Language”

  1. on 08 Aug 2007 at 5:57 pm   Dave On Fire

    That makes no sense, or at least not a lot of sense.

  2. on 08 Aug 2007 at 6:52 pm   Nicky

    They should never have helped the British troups. If we wanted to invade Iraq, we should have had the decency to learn their language. Or something. I’m not sure.

  3. on 08 Aug 2007 at 7:37 pm   Wellington

    I can’t believe we hired interpreters who don’t speak English… Rookie mistake.

  4. on 08 Aug 2007 at 10:37 pm   hektor

    He speaks such sense that my sense breeds with it.

  5. on 08 Aug 2007 at 11:15 pm   frolix22

    Absolutely hilarious! What an intellect that man has.

  6. on 09 Aug 2007 at 11:51 am   Rob

    That really is pricelessly stupid.

  7. on 10 Aug 2007 at 1:01 pm   martin

    people this stupid are the problem with universal suffrage

  8. on 14 Aug 2007 at 4:21 pm   Ros

    Is he going to criticise the Brits who go to Spain and France, and don’t integrate with the local community?
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    Didn’t think so..

  9. on 09 Nov 2007 at 2:29 am   Joseph

    Far too many of these bovine cunts walking around.

  10. on 24 Feb 2008 at 12:53 am   p

    i think i did a poo after seeing this. im in no state to keep reading, i may just smear shit on my face and go to bed.

  11. on 03 Mar 2008 at 1:09 pm   Phil

    Thats just perfect.

  12. on 05 Jun 2008 at 12:53 pm   Xander

    I’ve read from the first page to here. This is the first HYS that really made me truly laugh.

    Brilliant. Give that man an OBE.