Permanently Bewildered and Self-appointed Sages13 Aug 2007 12:24 pm
By Nelson

Just had a Monday morning browse around HYS. I was feeling a bit chipper and needed to bring my serotonin levels down a notch to prepare me for a week of work. I succeeded the moment I stumbled across this depressingly stupid man.

imagine, wandering around your local town centre shops, buying your fish, your veg and your meat, from butchers, fishmongers and grocers. How idylic. Now imagine 250 of you, all crammed into the same little town centre shops, not so idylic. now try a supermarket, loads of room, cheaper prices. of course, the smaller town centre shops could, overtime, become bigger, with more frequent patronage and more comfortable to shop in, but, then they would just be a supermarket, wouldnt they?

PHIL HOWELL, burnham, United Kingdom

No they wouldn’t. Get a grip you tedious unimaginative twat.

2 Responses to “Monday Morning Downer”

  1. on 13 Aug 2007 at 5:26 pm Dave On Fire

    I think we’ve found the target market for those Prison Service recruitment posters that are popping up all over the shop. How many lives did you change today, Phil Howell?

  2. on 19 Aug 2007 at 7:28 pm Paul Sharville

    Phil, you’re a waste of a good skin. Go and throw yourself under a tram.