Grief Athletes and Slow Readers14 Aug 2007 05:15 pm

Diana Was A Moron

By Nelson

It must be great to be as stupid as some of these people. Truly liberating.

Diana represented different things to different people - she was fashionable, young, successful, confident (though this is not the case, bulemic and depressed) - she was portrayed as an icon - she was smart, she used the press to her advantage, something she seems to have passed onto her sons.

I was sad when died, I was sad for Wills and Harry and at the loss which charaties around the world would feel.

But it’s about time the media let her go. There is nothing new to add to her story.

expatclaire inoz, Adelaide, Australia

Smart?? She failed ALL her exams. TWICE. As Stewart Lee has pointed out, this is quite an achievement for someone born into privilege. It takes a really special kind of halfwit to take all that expensive opportunity and education and achieve little more than potty training. Cretin.

Don’t even get me started on “fashionable”. I’ll give you “young” though. She was young for a bit. But she even managed to fuck that up by not wearing a seatbelt. Idiot. No amount of being young and healthy is going to save you from the laws of physics is it? Not that she’d have understood the laws of physics because she was a simpleton. She probably thought seatbelts were for the seats.

People bleat on about her being beautiful too. She wasn’t beautiful. She was a very stupid manipulative woman with all the emotional maturity and intellect of a spoilt toddler and it showed in her awful pointy selfish face.

Oh, and (surprise surprise) her sons are both chinless thickies too. The only reason anyone believes otherwise is because they’re rarely allowed to interact with anyone outside the circle of inbreeding where these sort of choffy imbeciles are considered quite normal.

The Media has to accept much of the blame. not just for Her death but the damage they have tried to inflict on the Royal Family. Remember take the Royals out of the British equation and we are no better than a banana trplublic.

[happybriab123], Ellesmere, United Kingdom

They really are the powerhouse at the centre of our mighty empire.

9 Responses to “Diana Was A Moron”

  1. on 14 Aug 2007 at 5:59 pm   Eddie

    I like the captial “H” on “Her” in that second post. Sainthood’s not good enough for her - let’s make her into a goddess!

  2. on 14 Aug 2007 at 8:02 pm   SCG

    I can only wish I lived in a “banana trplublic”. Sounds exotic.

  3. on 14 Aug 2007 at 10:41 pm   aidan

    i went on holiday to the banana trplublic,it was exotic….but lacking in a monarchy which was a shame

  4. on 14 Aug 2007 at 11:55 pm   Wellington

    I’m a bit torn on this one. Obviously Diana is great, but I also quite like bananas.

  5. on 15 Aug 2007 at 11:10 am   Tom

    “she used the press to her advantage, something she seems to have passed onto her sons”

    Bravo, well done her. Crack training for the two slack jawed haw-haws, essential to evade tough questions about dressing up as a Nazi and fighting in nightclubs.

  6. on 15 Aug 2007 at 12:07 pm   Dave On Fire

    I thought “smart” was just the posh word for “posh”.

  7. on 16 Aug 2007 at 9:43 am   RickB

    I loved Diana, you can too, her grave is relatively unprotected and spades aren’t too pricey. Truly the people’s Princess.

  8. on 19 Aug 2007 at 2:43 am   andy

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You’re a sick man, Rick.

  9. on 20 Aug 2007 at 4:18 am   RickB

    A compliment I accept readily.