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Bigmaxy musters all his comedic energies into a single, cuttingly ironic, observation on the state of TV today. I still don’t quite get what he’s done here, too clever by exactly half.

What’s wrong with How-to-Be-a-Ten-Years-Younger-Shipwrecked-Celebrity-Wife-Swapping-Property-Developer-Kitchen-Nightmare-Get-Me-Out-of-Here? I quite like that show.

bigmaxy, London, United Kingdom

I’ve heard ITV are in the process of commissioning a new reality show: “I’m a witless bellend, please may I be drowned in a barrel of horse piss?”.