Hypocrites18 Sep 2007 02:01 pm

DEBTriMENTAL lending

By Montgomery

I am rather ashamed to admit this, but I was so desperate to get money to pay off all my other debts, I lied to get a loan. When I received a letter from my bank saying I could apply for a £25,000 loan, I thought what the heck, I will give it a go. I never thought they would say yes! They asked me what my occupation was and how much I was making, to which I replied £23,000 a year – a lie. I am angry now that they let me take out that loan because if they had checked my bank statements they would see that I was on income support, and that my bank account at that time was well overdrawn. And I have been left to struggle to pay back £427 a month back! I am still on benefits and I hardly have any money left at all.
Susan, London

I’m welling up here, I really am, this is going to keep me awake at night, or maybe I’m lying as well?

12 Responses to “DEBTriMENTAL lending”

  1. on 18 Sep 2007 at 5:39 pm   Bifta

    Look at it this way Susan. There are 365 days in a year. Take away 104 for saturdays and sundays, give yourself 25 days holiday, and add in your statutory bank hiolidays. That leaves 225 income earning days in the year, and you only have to earn about £111 a day to pay off your debt in one year!

    You could charge 25 quid a shag, surely?

  2. on 18 Sep 2007 at 6:48 pm   Roxy

    Hmm…I wonder if any coppers reading that could get in touch and arrest her for fraud?

  3. on 19 Sep 2007 at 3:15 am   Dave

    Lay off Susan, It’s about time someone stood up for the irresponsible compulsive liars of this world.

  4. on 19 Sep 2007 at 11:09 am   F-Ro

    Hahahahahaha

    HAHAHAHA

    I’d be more than “rather ashamed” if I’d done something so earth-shatteringly moronic.

  5. on 19 Sep 2007 at 3:10 pm   James

    HAhahahahahaaaa! What a moron.

  6. on 20 Sep 2007 at 8:28 am   domino

    well at least all her debts are in once place, which they keep saying on the telly is a Good Thing.

    hang on…

  7. on 20 Sep 2007 at 2:55 pm   andy

    What a fucking munter.

  8. on 04 Oct 2007 at 11:44 am   flicksta

    I imagine Susan’s approach to responsibility finds her lying on her sofa with her jogging bottoms soiled, crying ‘somebody shit in my pants’

  9. on 03 Apr 2008 at 9:56 am   Simon

    i once got pulled over for erratic driving after i’d had a few. but the useless pig bought my story that i’d only had the one pint with my wetherspoons balti, and let me on my way. i proceeded to write off my car.

    i’m so angry with the filth and i wish i’d taken that constable’s number down.

  10. on 01 May 2008 at 12:43 pm   Graham

    amazing in every sense

  11. on 03 Jun 2008 at 2:34 am   GREG COOK

    Fuck ‘em. Moneylenders need shagging up the shitter with a rusty tramline.

  12. on 01 Aug 2008 at 3:03 pm   Oz

    Social Darwinism at its very best.

    I hope the cunt commits suicide.