Permanently Bewildered and Slow Readers and Unfocused Rage28 Sep 2007 02:20 pm

Goblins

By Nelson

Thanks to Goblin for these.

Greens keep bleating on about taking the Eurostar or ferry to France instead of a flight [...] To get from where I live to Kent I would need to travel by taxi (no bus route near me) to the train station, then change trains 3 times. This would probably take me all day. A flight is quicker and cheaper. Also I don’t even like France!
Barbara, Northumberland

My advice to you is to lock yourself in a cupboard and pray for Jesus to come back. Apparently he’s bringing a SodaStream AND a Mister Frosty this time around. It’s going to be mental.

I say let all the Green protestors stand on the runway if they like should be funny watching them get squashed, Should they not be protesting on both lanes of the M1 as well? cars pollute dont they ? Why do we tollerate these people , since when has C02 been a poison anyway , these people should go and live in another country like Iraq , and protest there.
IAN, LEICESTER

A few things occured to me as I read your comment: You appear to have a reading age of about 9, the M1 tends to have at least three lanes, “tollerate” is spelled “tolerate”, carbon dioxide is about as poisonous as most other gases and (I promise you this is true) pretty much everyone you meet is smarter than you. Twat.

If people have nothing better to do with their tme than make futile gestures of protest, disrupting the lives of ordinary people - as we constantly see with loony lefties and pathetic union activists - then they serve no usefull purpose to society and should therefore be shot.
eugene chester, guildford

Yeah, like they did to that shifty looking black guy who was always bleating on about his “dream” and “marching on Washington”.

4 Responses to “Goblins”

  1. on 28 Sep 2007 at 3:43 pm   Alex

    Good lord! Rich pickings today from the MoronHerd.

  2. on 28 Sep 2007 at 6:57 pm   Princess Benelux

    Hahahahaha. I love it — especialyl Ian’s imaginative and practical respons of ’send everyone to Iraq! Now!’

  3. on 29 Jan 2008 at 12:11 pm   Trotsky

    Blimey! The train service has got worse if you have to take a taxi to Kent just to get to France. I also blame NewLabour for forcing people to go to France when they don’t even like the place.

  4. on 29 Jan 2008 at 12:18 pm   Trotsky

    BTW If you need a taxi to get to the station to get to Kent after changing three times they are obviously not importing enough Polish and Lithuanian bus drivers in Northumberland. Things were much better in Bede’s day (except for the Vikings but they were foreigners anyway)