Stop it at the source - don’t let obese/unfit parents have kids, simple no?
Egnite, Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Excellent idea, have them all neutered, along with yobs, chavs, benifit louts, alcos, druggies, prostitutes, the homeless, the disabled, the mentally ill, the royals..
eezyweed, Belfast, United Kingdom
…and wankers who refer to themselves as eezyweed or Egnite. I’m ALMOST with you on the royals, mind.
There are to many Iranians and Iraqs living in Great Britain; before any talk of war with these Countries the Aliens should be rounded up and contained.
[happybriab123], Ellesmere, United Kingdom
Sometimes I think about the state the world’s in and the impending environmental catastrophe that could well bring down our civilisation. It depresses me. Then I remember that doddery old cunts like you will be the first to cark it and I cheer up slightly.
Hektor strikes again.
The best option as a highly skilled middle class UK resident is take my skill and emmigrate to a country that will respect me, i can bring my family up in safety and i wont get continually taxed to subsidise the lazy benefit thiefs and increasing immagrants whilst the rich continually get wealthy.
I will miss the UK and think it will be great to come back a visit yearly on Holiday!
UK stinks, Epsom, United Kingdom
“Highly skilled middle class” means “accountant” doesn’t it? Newflash: The rest of us can do sums too. The difference is that you’ve got so little in your life that learning 400 pages of giddy bumwank about tax is a sensible use of your time.
Be careful where you end up and remember that hotter countries tend to have more brown people in them.
I would never holiday abroad, I always holiday in the UK, the weather is not important, would never want the hassle at airports. Prefer the UK everytime. Never been abroad.
Cathy Cave
Catherine Cave, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
You’re one of those people who keeps all their bowel movements in jars aren’t you?
it is hard for me to believe that Iran can say their nuclear program is for ‘peaceful’ purposes… they have a butt load of oil that they are sitting on….be real….
the US or Israel or both will hit Iran within the next year… probably even less.. civilian sites will not be hit… the army will not be used… it will be surgical strikes… shock and awe…. the US is good at this.. not city fighting as in Iraq. anyway, don’t forget 9-11. and ask yourself what u would do if it were u ???
Joe Terry, guadalupe
Hmmm.. I’d probably carry on with “doing whatever the fuck I like, who’s going to stop me?”. Perhaps I’d wait 6 years and then convince enough of you retards, with your goldfish memories, that it’s ok to bomb any foreigners who won’t do as I tell them.
I had a sneaky feeling that the subject of a DNA database would kick off a turdfest of epic proportions on HYS. Boy, was I right:
I would also like to see tracking implants enforced for all UK citizens: many crimes such as burglaries and kidnapping would be eradicated.
Chris Taylor, Birkenhead
I’m not sure the tracking map of you going round and round in circles in a rubber room will be much use, but I like the idea, Chris.
Meanwhile, Stella explains how we’ve had the wool pulled over our eyes:
Why were DNA tests not performed on Lord Levy and Ruth Turner when they were arrested in the cash-for-peerages investigation? It seems there is one law for New Labour goons, and another for the SILENCED Majority.
Stella Maru, Brighton, United Kingdom
That’s right Stella. Match up Levy’s DNA to the DNA traces on the loot, stashed in the safe at Labour Party HQ, and we’d have our man. THEY just didn’t want to do it. CONSPIRACY.
Thanks to Thomas for this one. I think.
On a more serious note, why is that ethnics commit more crime? You cant blame poverty for this, it’s the way their societies work. Much the same reason that they have larger families, physically they are modern humans but in terms of society and intellect they are far removed from the modern world
*captain dave the hat
Give ‘em a chance Dave. They’ve only been over here a few decades at most. They’re still living in the dark ages of stuff like “extended family”. They need time to adjust to the modern western lifestyle. Soon they will learn that there’s nothing more to look forward to than the next desolate wank in front of “Hollyoaks Late”.
Submission from the “Do the police need more money for immigrants?” thread. Thanks to Greg.
Be a lot cheaper and more sensible just to get rid of the migrant workers.
H R, United Kingdom
Greg suggested that “Somebody should send this person to an economics night class. Actually, no, someone just kick him in the nuts.”
The suggestion contains the tacit assumption that “H R” is a bloke. Of course it’s quite possible that it’s a woman and so you might end up having to kick her fanny off instead. Right off. I’d be willing to do this in order to prove I’m not sexist.
I am rather ashamed to admit this, but I was so desperate to get money to pay off all my other debts, I lied to get a loan. When I received a letter from my bank saying I could apply for a £25,000 loan, I thought what the heck, I will give it a go. I never thought they would say yes! They asked me what my occupation was and how much I was making, to which I replied £23,000 a year - a lie. I am angry now that they let me take out that loan because if they had checked my bank statements they would see that I was on income support, and that my bank account at that time was well overdrawn. And I have been left to struggle to pay back £427 a month back! I am still on benefits and I hardly have any money left at all.
Susan, London
I’m welling up here, I really am, this is going to keep me awake at night, or maybe I’m lying as well?
Thanks to Tom.
“FOOT & MOUTH”, been here before and gone, now it’s back all about, “FOOT & MOUTH”. At least according to the Government, it was done and gone, but you just can’t trust a government especially regarding, “FOOT & MOUTH”. Now once more we all have to chase around after it, the “FOOT & MOUTH. And then when that’s done we’ll chase out this, “GOVERNMENT” over the “FOOT & MOUTH!”
Jaker, London & Dublin
Your style is so fresh man. As long as you stick to really topical stuff, sooner or later you’re bound to get noticed. It’s about time the BBC appointed a 6 o’clock news-poet. It would really help all them “hoodies” to engage with the political process.
“NORTHERN ROCK” been here before
Now it’s all back about “NORTHERN ROCK”
You just can’t trust the “NORTHERN ROCK”
Gonna put on an iron shoe
chase “NORTHERN ROCK” out of Humberside
All about the “GOVERNMENT” yeah,
“NORTHERN ROCK”
Now watch it get away. Anyone who’s been along the M25 risks carrying it across the wole of Europe.
Jel, Swansea
Anyone who’s been on the M25 is most likely still on the M25.
It’s been a couple of weeks hasn’t it? Sorry about that. The good news is that I’ve been conscientiously storing all your submissions and so I’ve got a bucketload of contemptible bumwash ready to empty out all over your nice shiny browser.