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“Should road charges pay for better transport?”

Let’s force all public officials (From PM down to townhall clerks and traffic wardens) and all environmentalist groups travel exclusively by public transport.

That will sort out congestion everywhere in no time at all.
Max Sceptic, Stratford-upon-Avon

I read this and thought “The environmentalists probably do already”. Then I found this in “How do you get to work?”

I avoid public transport as much as possible.
Max Sceptic, Stratford-upon-Avon

I think I have the perfect solution. We could put you inside a mirrored cube and then, whilst you gaze lovingly at your own reflection, drop you into an oceanic trench where you’ll never again have to put up with sharing your tiny universe with anyone else. You selfish whining shitbubble.