Miscellaneous Prats08 Oct 2007 04:53 pm

Conservative Lives in Fear

By Nelson

I’m 19. I refuse to have children. I fear that, in this age, I simply couldn’t provide for them. I couldn’t keep them safe and provide them with the same wonderful upbringing I had.

Captain Conservative, Dudley/Portsmouth, United Kingdom

And there’s the small matter of persauding someone to let you hump them. You might stand a better chance if you stop acting like your life is over already, you depressing, miserable git.

6 Responses to “Conservative Lives in Fear”

  1. on 08 Oct 2007 at 5:25 pm   ShaunCG

    I should’ve stopped reading at “Conservative Lives in Fear” and gone away happy.

  2. on 09 Oct 2007 at 2:12 am   chivester

    Surely idiot Tory boy not breeding is one small step forward. Now he needs to learn to masturbate instead of posting online wank.

  3. on 09 Oct 2007 at 10:29 am   zym

    I very much doubt that anyone had a wonderful upbringing in either Dudley or Portsmouth

  4. on 09 Oct 2007 at 1:04 pm   D46

    This cracked me up no end….ahhh happy days:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7027619.stm

  5. on 09 Oct 2007 at 1:31 pm   Nelson

    CHE’S DEAD??? Shit. I’m weeping into my keyboard right now. I’m sure all my revolutionary comrades have taken a moment out from fomenting civil unrest and are doing the same.

    BTW, D46, do you like children?

  6. on 09 Oct 2007 at 1:49 pm   Billyo

    He’s Dead? Better get some T-shirts made up in his honour pronto.