Permanently Bewildered09 Oct 2007 04:07 pm
By Nelson

Still trawling through old submissions. Thanks to Greg for this one. See if you can guess what the HYS question was.

I know this is not related, and it will be rejected. BUT, has anyone else had the same thought as I re the picture of Diana sitting in the back of the Mercedes looking out of the back window ‘taken minutes before the accident’.

Who took the picture??

Did the Mercedes have a camera mounted on the bonnet??

Did the flash cause Henri Paul to swerve????

**[cybertrunkmonkey]**

Important questions. Why are they trying to keep the truth from us? Did you know that Diana doesn’t even melt at the temperature at which Mercedes crash? So what caused the collapse? In fact, as the picture clearly shows, there is an explosive squib (circled), planted by a conspiracy of Jewish bankers. Also, I think the driver has just sparked up a massive reefa. Jah bless.

Lizard Men Explode Princess

Oh, the HYS question was “Why won’t kids eat healthy school dinners?”. Obviously.

4 Responses to “Controlled Demolition”

  1. on 10 Oct 2007 at 12:54 pm Phil

    Nope, didn’t manage to guess that one.

  2. on 20 Oct 2007 at 12:00 am Alastair

    Is he really suggesting that it is a conspiracy though? I think it is plausible that a photographers flash could have dazzled the driver and contributed to a crash.

  3. on 20 Oct 2007 at 2:39 am Nelson

    I don’t give a dog’s wank what he’s suggesting. Cease your cretinous speculation.

  4. on 21 Jan 2008 at 3:37 pm Mark

    “I know this is not related, and it will be rejected.”

    A lot of these subnormal trolls seem to have a persecution complex. They preface their comments with it regularly, with apparently no thought that either:

    1) the comment will be posted and they will look like a petulant, self-obsessed moron

    2) the comment will not be posted and no-one will ever know how right they were anyway

    And besides, why on earth do they think they are likely to be singled out for silencing when even a cursory glance at the comment board will reveal that 98% of the other posts comprise the same vapid, comical arsewipings and borderline racism?