Hypocrites and Self-appointed Sages09 Oct 2007 06:29 pm

Missed Opportunity

By Wellington

As with the rest of Iraq, once the UK/US forces are removed, religious murder and social cleansing will be stepped up to an UNIMAGINABLE SCALE.

It will only ESCALATE throughout the nation, and cause MORE US deaths. HOPEFULLY, this will get OUR troops pulled out, too.

Nice going, Iraq! You could have turned this tragic war into a fully modernized, rebuilt, expertly equipped nation. Instead, you kill each other for god.

Good show ……

Doug Thoms, NYC, NY, United States

Come on Iraq! Turn that frown upside down! We’ve given you the perfect opportunity to modernise your country by blowing up all your old stuff, so let’s see a bit of ENTHUSIASM.

28 Responses to “Missed Opportunity”

  1. on 10 Oct 2007 at 10:50 am   Millie

    Please support the ‘Save the Marxists Campaign!’ This from our patron Rod Liddle:

    An article by that bloke who was off fucking a girl young enough to be his daughter within hours of getting married.

    So come on! Help perserve the ever dwindling flocks of these curious, twittering little creatures.

  2. on 10 Oct 2007 at 1:06 pm   Nelson

    Thanks for stopping by again Millie.

    I replaced your long cut-n-paste bit with a link to it instead. If I’m honest, my main reason for doing this was that I’m terrified my bearded revolutionary comrades would read it and renounce Stalin.

    For anyone interested in reading it, Millie had posted the bit starting with “There are so few Marxists…” and ending with “…so few left”. It’s about Terry Eagleton (whoever that is) and it will strike at the very core of your dogmatic ideologies. So read it at your peril!

  3. on 10 Oct 2007 at 1:20 pm   Millie

    Thanks comrade, that tidys it up nicely.

    I just don’t know where you find the time, what with all the housekeeping you do here, monitoring HYS for anything that’s not suitably self-loathing and polishing your bright shiny revolution! A Marxist’s work is never done, eh brother!

    I love you funny little folk – so enchanting with your daft little complexes!

  4. on 10 Oct 2007 at 2:08 pm   Millie

    And I’m surprised you don’t know who Terry Eagleton is. For someone so disparaging of other people’s intellects you’re not very well read, are you?

    Try and broaden your horizons. Being narrow-minded and dim is no way to go through life, brother.

  5. on 10 Oct 2007 at 2:37 pm   Rich

    Terry Eagleton rocks. You don’t have to be a Marxist to get that.

    Millie, your postings here are so incoherent that I can’t make out whether you’re a self deluding pseudo-liberal or a complete nutcase.

  6. on 10 Oct 2007 at 2:40 pm   zym

    Rich,

    i suspect hes a doctor…

  7. on 10 Oct 2007 at 2:43 pm   Nelson

    Thanks Millie. I’ll try to read more. By the way, I corrected your typo for you, because I’m feeling generous today. Now people will have to judge you on the content of your post rather than your typing skills… so let me know if you want the mistake putting back in. I can even add some more if you like.

  8. on 10 Oct 2007 at 2:46 pm   Millie

    You just keep guessing Rich, and I’ll try and keep my comments simple for you.

  9. on 10 Oct 2007 at 2:48 pm   Millie

    Do what you like Nelson, you’ve obviously got plenty of time on your hands

  10. on 10 Oct 2007 at 3:00 pm   Rich

    Thanks Millie. I AM pretty thick, so your perseverence is appreciated.

    Could you start by explaining – in simple language please – why you think those who read and contribute to this blog (if indeed this is what you think), are Marxists?

  11. on 10 Oct 2007 at 3:03 pm   Rich

    “i suspect hes a doctor…”

    terrorist, eh?

  12. on 10 Oct 2007 at 3:03 pm   Nelson

    I do indeed have plenty of time. Though I can’t imagine having enough time to become the most frequent commenter on a blog I don’t like.

    Now, I’ve had to warn you before Millie. I don’t mind you being daft as long as it’s entertaining. But I don’t really want this to become another site where a load of self-righteous deluded Guardian-reading “lefties” argue with a load of even more right-wing nincompoops who see militant bearded lefties with AK47s everywhere they look.

    So, basically, please try and be interesting and stop having a piss-weak pop at “Marxists” or whatever other ideology you imagine everyone else subscribes to. Otherwise I’ll edit your posts again to make it look like you bum children, cos that made me laugh.

  13. on 10 Oct 2007 at 3:20 pm   Millie

    Made me laugh too, because it was so sophisticated!. And you talk about having a “piss weak pop” at people…

    And you do yourself a disservice – I LOVE your blog! It really makes me laugh. I just love the way you’ve appointed yourselves as the moral arbiters of what is posted on HYS, as if you have something significant to contribute. That and your self-satisfied sanctimonious attitude…

  14. on 10 Oct 2007 at 3:30 pm   Wellington

    There is no part of that description that I don’t like.

  15. on 10 Oct 2007 at 3:36 pm   Millie

    I know. Its unerringly accurate, isn’t it?

    I bum children.

  16. on 10 Oct 2007 at 4:04 pm   Hektor

    This really has become the place to be.

    Millie – there’s a huge interweb out there in the electrohoop, perhaps you could set up your own site taking the piss out of this one? It might be fun, you could make some friends and, stop annoying the Marxists here who have a revolution to plan.

    Peace out, Comrade.

    Brother Hektor, Warsaw Soviet.

  17. on 10 Oct 2007 at 4:13 pm   :-)

    Millie,

    Are you a creationist? Only I hate creationists.

  18. on 10 Oct 2007 at 4:29 pm   stick

    this site is funny but the replies are turning into a “who can be wittiest on the internet” competition, laughing at typos and calling each other thick. Soon it’ll be like HYS, with a slightly higher standard of grammar.

  19. on 10 Oct 2007 at 4:33 pm   Millie

    Hektor,

    Why bother, when I can just come here puncture the pomposity of you lot? And anyway, Marxists crack me up.

    :-) ,

    No. I hate them too. Are you a onanist? Only I hate onanists.

    Does anyone have a child I can borrow? I want to give a small child a bath.

  20. on 10 Oct 2007 at 6:05 pm   Nelson

    @Wellington: Totally. I’ve added it to the “About” page.

  21. on 11 Oct 2007 at 11:06 am   Millie

    Nelson and Wellington,

    I’m trying to work out which one of you is Beavis which one’s Butthead.

    But then as I never knew which one was which I suppose the question’s purely accademic.

    Sometimes, I watch cartoons but fail to grasp that they are not real. Also, I sniff dog cock.

  22. on 11 Oct 2007 at 11:22 am   JC

    I have similar feelings for Millie as I had for the atrocious Charley in the Big brother house. I want to knee him in the head but at the same time I don’t want him to leave.

  23. on 11 Oct 2007 at 11:42 am   Millie

    JC,

    So you watch BB eh? I’m afraid that leads me to very uncomplimentary conclusions about you, like; you’re obviously a fu*king moron. Which is ironic, considering what this site is all about…

    I think this site is some sort of club for marxist intellectuals and I want to join. I haven’t quite understood that everybody is taking the piss. Sometimes I get so lonely that I want to push my thumb up Aled Jones’s arse. You know, back when he was a 10 year old choir boy.

  24. on 11 Oct 2007 at 12:44 pm   Hektor

    Unsubscribe.

  25. on 11 Oct 2007 at 12:49 pm   JC

    Brilliant, keep it coming Millie!

    If you could try and reach the peak of your ridiculousness before 4pm that would be great as I have meetings after that and I wouldn’t want to miss out.

  26. on 11 Oct 2007 at 6:05 pm   Dave

    I have to ask: is Millie even real? Oh well, keep it coming.

  27. on 05 Feb 2008 at 2:24 am   Roffle

    I’m suprised at just how funny it is to see someone’s posts edited to make it look like they bum children.

  28. on 27 Feb 2008 at 9:32 pm   Fizzy Wilber

    Before I’m too old and withered I’m going to write a song about Millie, and then capture rats and shave them and have it tattooed on them, and then I’ll let them loose and they’ll breed and breed and no one will ever be more than 10 feet away from the Song of Millie.

    It will be called Stretch Her Cunt With Fish Hooks.