Comments on: Missed Opportunity

By: Fizzy Wilber

Fizzy Wilber — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:32:25 +0000

Before I’m too old and withered I’m going to write a song about Millie, and then capture rats and shave them and have it tattooed on them, and then I’ll let them loose and they’ll breed and breed and no one will ever be more than 10 feet away from the Song of Millie.

It will be called Stretch Her Cunt With Fish Hooks.

By: Roffle

Roffle — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:24:06 +0000

I’m suprised at just how funny it is to see someone’s posts edited to make it look like they bum children.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:05:36 +0000

I have to ask: is Millie even real? Oh well, keep it coming.

By: JC

JC — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:49:19 +0000

Brilliant, keep it coming Millie!

If you could try and reach the peak of your ridiculousness before 4pm that would be great as I have meetings after that and I wouldn’t want to miss out.

By: Hektor

Hektor — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:44:43 +0000

Unsubscribe.

By: Millie

Millie — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:42:36 +0000

~~JC,~~

~~So you watch BB eh? I’m afraid that leads me to very uncomplimentary conclusions about you, like; you’re obviously a fu*king moron. Which is ironic, considering what this site is all about…~~

I think this site is some sort of club for marxist intellectuals and I want to join. I haven’t quite understood that everybody is taking the piss. Sometimes I get so lonely that I want to push my thumb up Aled Jones’s arse. You know, back when he was a 10 year old choir boy.

By: JC

JC — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:22:40 +0000

I have similar feelings for Millie as I had for the atrocious Charley in the Big brother house. I want to knee him in the head but at the same time I don’t want him to leave.

By: Millie

Millie — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:40 +0000

~~Nelson and Wellington,~~ ~~I'm trying to work out which one of you is Beavis which one's Butthead.~~ ~~But then as I never knew which one was which I suppose the question's purely accademic.~~ Sometimes, I watch cartoons but fail to grasp that they are not real. Also, I sniff dog cock.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:56 +0000

@Wellington: Totally. I’ve added it to the “About” page.

By: Millie

Millie — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:33:17 +0000

~~Hektor,~~

~~Why bother, when I can just come here puncture the pomposity of you lot? And anyway, Marxists crack me up.~~

~~No. I hate them too. Are you a onanist? Only I hate onanists.~~

Does anyone have a child I can borrow? I want to give a small child a bath.