Miscellaneous Prats and Unfocused Rage12 Oct 2007 12:22 pm

So-called “Yoghurt Drink”

By Nelson

Dr. Goblin got home from work last night and thought “Hmm.. I wonder what should be done about hospital infections?”. At first it seemed straightforward.. “Fund the NHS properly, disembowel everybody who has anything to do with PFI and stop trying to sneakily privatise the health service you greedy black-hearted turdgobblers” but if it was that obvious, somebody would have done it already, wouldn’t they? It seemed that she’d never find an answer. Luckily, our brightest and best have been working day and night on the problem and she found the results of their research on HYS.

Start sacking these so-called “nurses”
[mango-], Cardiff, Wales

If they were any fucking cop they’d be cleaning the hospitals themselves, down on their hands and knees, mopping up piss and shit with their own hair.

My husband was infected back in Feb 2003 after an op which had complications. He had diarrhea for 24 months thereafter, no stool sample was taken. Finally he had a biopsy taken during a colonoscopy by the very surgeon we had complained about because of the problems when under his consultancy. The results showed no infection. We did not believe anything which this consultant said, and no treatment was given to my husband who was in great pain for 2 years. Finally Danone Actimel cured him.
Lynn Craig, gateshead, United Kingdom

Although I usually mistrust all foreigners, I reckon we could do with more doctors like this Danone chap. He’s not muslim is he?

4 Responses to “So-called “Yoghurt Drink””

  1. on 12 Oct 2007 at 1:46 pm   Hektor

    Mmmm Danone.

  2. on 12 Oct 2007 at 4:23 pm   Ian Q. Lavender

    “He had diarrhea for 24 months thereafter, no stool sample was taken”

    They could have sent it through the post if it wasn’t for THE BLUE TONGUE POSTAL STRIKE!

  3. on 12 Oct 2007 at 4:47 pm   flicksta

    How can you take a stool sample from a bloke with 24 month shits? With a pipette?

  4. on 04 Nov 2007 at 12:10 am   shujin

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
    What a silly cow. Yes, of course the highly qualified and accountable health care professional is going to risk imprisonment and being struck off rather than admit he gave your DH diahorrea for 24 months. Perhaps it’s the food you’re feeding him that gave him the shits.