Miscellaneous Prats18 Oct 2007 03:39 pm

The Most Supremest

By Nelson

Thanks to Mark Hawkins.

Going to space is like owning an iphone - the only purpose is about boosting one’s ego and the ideal that human race is the most supreme. Fascination about space and the universe is one thing, a good thing in fact. Having to spend a lot of money to travel, even to space, is pure stupidity.
Tan, Kim Mui, California & Singapore

Indeed. It is all about ego boosting and showing that the human race is the most supreme. I overheard some geese talking about it the other day and they were WELL pissed off. It’s worth noting that, despite their obvious embarrassment at not making it into orbit, they did concede that humans are, like, totally supreme. Those feathery fuckers sure know who’s daddy now. Job done I reckon.

5 Responses to “The Most Supremest”

  1. on 18 Oct 2007 at 11:07 pm   Wellington

    Sometimes I get my iPhone out in front of dogs just to see the look on their faces. Priceless.

  2. on 19 Oct 2007 at 12:13 am   Mo

    Yeah, but just you wait. Those dolphins have a whole underground technology system just waiting to kick humanity’s ass.

  3. on 19 Oct 2007 at 11:32 am   Ross

    If they’re so clever, how come they keep getting caught in those nets?

  4. on 19 Oct 2007 at 12:25 pm   Janet

    “Having to spend a lot of money to travel [...] is pure stupidity,” says someone from “California & Singapore”.

    I suppose it’s cheap enough to get from California to Singapore if you hitch a lift with a goose.

  5. on 23 Oct 2007 at 7:07 pm   Chris

    Calfornia and Singapore? Cock!!!!!!!