Miscellaneous Prats and The Regular Twats24 Oct 2007 06:02 pm
By Nelson

Reality Gap.

What we want - Skilled, literate middle-class professionals.

What we will get - Unskilled, semi-literate, labourers.

Another report today says that a significant portion of people on sickness benefit have been there for over 5 years. There is a pool of people who could retain for IT.
How sick can you possibly be before you cannot operate a computer keyboard.
[UglyJohn]

Brilliant idea. You are living proof that just about any cunt can type to some extent.

But why limit it to dull stuff like IT? Flying a modern, computer-controlled passenger jet is pretty much a matter of pressing a few buttons, moving the stick around a bit, and doing what the computer says. A bit of retraining could turn today’s sick into tomorrow’s aviators!

5 Responses to “Ugly John’s Army”

  1. on 24 Oct 2007 at 7:28 pm Mo

    I agree with UglyJohn - if he can operate a keyboard, so can anyone…

  2. on 25 Oct 2007 at 7:08 am john cramer

    Well I cannot use a keyboard except one finger at a time. (not even 2 fingers). But then I am 73 years old and retired.
    When did everyone start being able to type. It used to be quite a restricted art.
    Can every yob type?

  3. on 25 Oct 2007 at 10:26 am Nelson

    Welcome John.

    The joke is that IT is about a bit more than “typing stuff”. You have to type exactly the right stuff. Same as being a surgeon isn’t just about “cutting holes in people”. You have to cut exactly the right holes.

    I’m only explaining all this because you’re 73.

  4. on 29 Nov 2007 at 4:36 am Rogan Josh

    If you had an infinite number of uglyjohns bashing away at typewriters, so the theory of infinity goes, you’ll get an infinite number of times uglyjohns will word-for-word reproduce the entire works of Richard Littlejohn.

  5. on 29 Nov 2007 at 1:45 pm Rogan Josh

    More middle class twats obnoxiously gaffawing at intolerable volumes about how they’re basically/literally/blatently mental; yeah this country needs more of those like it needs a load of retards running its computer networks. Wait a minute…