Miscellaneous Prats31 Oct 2007 05:51 pm

Big Bad God

By Nelson

On the Madrid bombing verdicts.

This is only mans judgement, just wait until the real God judges them.
Daz, Basingstoke

Yeah man. God’s a really fierce judger. I remember when he judged Hitler. Santa was holding the little shit down by his ears and Jesus and Mary had a leg each. Then God just went like TOTALLY apeshit, screaming “socialism my fat holy ass” and kicking him in the knackers with his HOLY NUT-CRUSHING POWER BOOTS again and again and again for ALL ETERNITY. Proper vicious bastard. I swear, Tony Blair’s going to get his anus ripped off.

2 Responses to “Big Bad God”

  1. on 02 Nov 2007 at 12:47 am   Sim-O

    Nice one Daz.
    I haven’t laughed so much for ages.

  2. on 08 Jan 2008 at 1:00 pm   Persiflage

    “I always wanted to be a judge, but I never had the Latin.”