Comments on: Curtain Twitcher http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:29:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Ken http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-7409 Ken Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:53:51 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-7409 Oh dear. And there was me thinking that Hallowe'en had its roots in Samhain and the like, a time when the beloved dead could, should they wish, get briefly in touch with and comfort their loved ones. Really evil stuff. The most evil thing about Hallowe'en is the little bastards effectively demanding money with menaces. Grrrr. Fetch me my Daily Mail, I feel my blood beginning to bubble. Oh dear. And there was me thinking that Hallowe’en had its roots in Samhain and the like, a time when the beloved dead could, should they wish, get briefly in touch with and comfort their loved ones. Really evil stuff.

The most evil thing about Hallowe’en is the little bastards effectively demanding money with menaces. Grrrr. Fetch me my Daily Mail, I feel my blood beginning to bubble.

]]> By: Lard http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5966 Lard Sat, 03 Nov 2007 22:23:32 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5966 Were any other single people scared out of their wits last Halloween? I had to stay inside with the door locked the whole day. Were any other single people scared out of their wits last Halloween? I had to stay inside with the door locked the whole day.

]]> By: thethinblueline http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5942 thethinblueline Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:44:46 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5942 Pifft.. I think its very important our young ones learn life skills such as these Afterall the art of blackmail is an important stepping stone in todays buisness world. Pifft..
I think its very important our young ones learn life skills such as these

Afterall the art of blackmail is an important stepping stone in todays buisness world.

]]> By: x http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5893 x Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:03:26 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5893 You just got mefi'd (metafilter) by some condescending genius who can't spell "xenophobic". You just got mefi’d (metafilter) by some condescending genius who can’t spell “xenophobic”.

]]> By: mccy http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5863 mccy Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:28:29 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5863 "Single people"? Are single people skittish by nature? Does getting married somehow give you the ability to see through the costumes? "Oh my god! It's a witch! An actual witch!" "No, no, Bill. It's just a little girl dressed as one. Me and the missus had a class on it when we got married." Also: "I don’t have children" GOOD. DON'T. “Single people”? Are single people skittish by nature? Does getting married somehow give you the ability to see through the costumes?

“Oh my god! It’s a witch! An actual witch!” “No, no, Bill. It’s just a little girl dressed as one. Me and the missus had a class on it when we got married.”

Also: “I don’t have children”
GOOD. DON’T.

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5861 Nelson Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:18:30 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5861 Are you competing for the "Piss Poor Acronym" prize? Should warn you, there's some <a href="http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?s=acronym&submit=Search" rel="nofollow">tough competition</a>. Are you competing for the “Piss Poor Acronym” prize? Should warn you, there’s some tough competition.

]]> By: papple77 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5786 papple77 Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:31:42 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5786 what about 'F.S.B' (Fearful Stupid Bastards) what about ‘F.S.B’ (Fearful Stupid Bastards)

]]> By: john cramer http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5746 john cramer Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:56:38 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5746 You are real lucky to have angels watch over you. How much do you pay them ? You are real lucky to have angels watch over you.
How much do you pay them ?

]]> By: Mo http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5737 Mo Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:55:10 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5737 WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN THAT FANCY DRESS IS REAL! PUT THE BROOM DOWN AND BACK AWAY FROM THE FACEPAINTS SLOWLY! It's bad enough people have started to say 'Happy Halloween' because 'Trick or Treat' is <i>too</i> menancing. WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN THAT FANCY DRESS IS REAL! PUT THE BROOM DOWN AND BACK AWAY FROM THE FACEPAINTS SLOWLY!

It’s bad enough people have started to say ‘Happy Halloween’ because ‘Trick or Treat’ is too menancing.

]]> By: Dave http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5699 Dave Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:47:30 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/10/31/curtain-twitcher-2/#comment-5699 Martin Amis knows something about embarrasingly misinformed hate-and-fear-mongering. I think you should call the tag 'Horrorist Suspects' in his honour. Martin Amis knows something about embarrasingly misinformed hate-and-fear-mongering. I think you should call the tag ‘Horrorist Suspects’ in his honour.

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