October 2007


Miscellaneous Prats10 Oct 2007 12:05 pm

Thanks to James for this one. Though he forgot to include the whole thing so I don’t know who posted it.

Why are gay couples included in this IHT announcement?? I’m not being homophobic here mods I genuinely don’t understand why gay couples are given the same rights (almost) as hetrosexual married couples.

Unknown

Absolutely. They made their choice when they went gay.

Hypocrites and Self-appointed Sages09 Oct 2007 06:29 pm

As with the rest of Iraq, once the UK/US forces are removed, religious murder and social cleansing will be stepped up to an UNIMAGINABLE SCALE.

It will only ESCALATE throughout the nation, and cause MORE US deaths. HOPEFULLY, this will get OUR troops pulled out, too.

Nice going, Iraq! You could have turned this tragic war into a fully modernized, rebuilt, expertly equipped nation. Instead, you kill each other for god.

Good show ……

Doug Thoms, NYC, NY, United States

Come on Iraq! Turn that frown upside down! We’ve given you the perfect opportunity to modernise your country by blowing up all your old stuff, so let’s see a bit of ENTHUSIASM.

Permanently Bewildered09 Oct 2007 04:07 pm

Still trawling through old submissions. Thanks to Greg for this one. See if you can guess what the HYS question was.

I know this is not related, and it will be rejected. BUT, has anyone else had the same thought as I re the picture of Diana sitting in the back of the Mercedes looking out of the back window ‘taken minutes before the accident’.

Who took the picture??

Did the Mercedes have a camera mounted on the bonnet??

Did the flash cause Henri Paul to swerve????

**[cybertrunkmonkey]**

Important questions. Why are they trying to keep the truth from us? Did you know that Diana doesn’t even melt at the temperature at which Mercedes crash? So what caused the collapse? In fact, as the picture clearly shows, there is an explosive squib (circled), planted by a conspiracy of Jewish bankers. Also, I think the driver has just sparked up a massive reefa. Jah bless.

Lizard Men Explode Princess

Oh, the HYS question was “Why won’t kids eat healthy school dinners?”. Obviously.

Slow Readers09 Oct 2007 02:29 pm

With the BBC giving so much prominence to the whole Iraq issue, how could you so conveniently ignore (or massively downgrade) today’s march and how the gov backed down to allow it??

PATHTEIC.

James, London

Typing through the red mist again eh James?

Miscellaneous Prats08 Oct 2007 04:53 pm

I’m 19. I refuse to have children. I fear that, in this age, I simply couldn’t provide for them. I couldn’t keep them safe and provide them with the same wonderful upbringing I had.

Captain Conservative, Dudley/Portsmouth, United Kingdom

And there’s the small matter of persauding someone to let you hump them. You might stand a better chance if you stop acting like your life is over already, you depressing, miserable git.

Slow Readers08 Oct 2007 03:57 pm

The Strike does affect my bussiness but their are other forms of communication that can be used i.e email paying monies by bank draft if it is an issue to wait, Their are other courier companies which should be competative with Royal mail, as we should have choice, and Royal mail should be competative to make them an option, If Striking is the only way to be heard then it has to be done.

Kate Brown, Bedale

No disrespect, Kate, but I doubt the postal strike will make one iota of difference to your life. If the sub-cretinal levels of spelling in your post are a guide to your general level of literacy, you’ll still be running your finger along last week’s letter from Aunty Doris, by the time the strike finishes.

Armchair Generals and Delusions of Grandeur and Permanently Bewildered and Racists and Werthers Original Imperialists08 Oct 2007 03:53 pm

Some countries are not capable of being governed in a democratic manner. It just so happens, from centuries of experience, that Pakistan is one such nation. It is a nation rife with corruption and a violent tribal heritage, therefore a strong dictatorship (preferably benevolent in nature) is the most suitable option.

Mal Borne, P’boro, United Kingdom

Indeed. We British should know, we invented it, then had to work extra hard to gain our “centuries of experience” in the 60 years that have since elapsed.

You were really hard to categorise Mal. I had to put you in “Permanently Bewildered”, “Delusions of Grandeur”, “Armchair Generals”, “Werthers Original Imperialists”, and “Racists”. I nearly added a new category just for you. I was going to call it simply “Pricks”.

Permanently Bewildered05 Oct 2007 06:51 pm

Thanks to Rob.

We need someone in authority with the courage to stand up to the new scourge of these so called “environmentalists”, these anti aviation anti car anti capitalists are nothing more than a bunch of anarchists and they and their message should be sidelined and silenced before they do the economy serious damage.If they want to live in eco communities then fair enough but please let the majority get on with their modern,convenient free, lifestyles without the hindrance of the green taliban nutters
labour wastes taxes, yarm uk

“Green Taliban” seems to be an insult about on a par with calling someone a “great big Saddam”.

I guess it really packs a punch if you’re one of those spud faced retards who spent the last 6 years learning to shit your pants every time you see a beard.

Miscellaneous Prats and Normal People05 Oct 2007 11:48 am

Thanks to Angel who found these two arguing in the HYS “debate” about something or other. It doesn’t much matter what it’s about really. Some awful halfwit with stringy hair will still find a way to squawk their fear all over it. They fear everything outside their own bodies. Their comfort zone ends with their greasy skin, the barrier between “all that is mine” and “all that is diffrunt and must be destroyed”.

BBC - add a “Not Recommended” button to knock that racist scum off the top of the list.
Rocky Loves Adrian, Caerphilly, United Kingdom

Well “Rocky Loves Adrian” (if that is your real name), you find yourself amongst friends here. Just don’t bother to post on HYS or you’ll end up trying to actually expand their world past the end of their noses. This is pointless unless you speak fluent histrionic and have a bag of sugar cubes to reward the braying ninnies when they get something right.

This is supposed to be ‘Have your Say.’

If you don’t like it why don’t you go and start a website called ‘Don’t let other people have their say, because you disagree with them but you can’t think of a good argument so have to resort to playground tactics such as name calling and running to teacher!’

Snappy title, don’t you think.

Clarence Threepwood, Emsworth

I really do.

Miscellaneous Prats04 Oct 2007 03:13 pm

Thanks to Neil who found this in “How will the postal strike affect you?”:

It’s time we outlawed these unions. If these people want to live to join a collectivist organisation they should go and live somewhere like North Korea where communism is the norm.
Dave, Warrington

Depressingly, people like you already live somewhere where being an ignorant bollock is the norm.

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