Tax Bores and The Regular Twats01 Nov 2007 12:58 pm

He Really Does Need His Own Category

By Nelson

I started reading this one and decided I needed to include it. Then, I got to the bottom and realised that it’s another UglyJohn effort. I suspect it’s because he posts about ten times a day (seriously). Most of it’s just everyday arsewash but there’s the occasional amusingly foolish one. I’ve made a new category for these people called “The Regular Twats”.

Welcome to Doublethink

NATIONAL GOVERNMENT SAYS
“More immigrants - more tax revenue.” Doubleplus good.

LOCAL GOVERNMENT SAYS
“More immigrants - greater expense.” Doubleplus bad.

They can’t both be true. So either local or national government are lying.

Which is it more likely to be? Well Bottler Brown has got the form.

[UglyJohn]

“They can’t both be true. So either local or national government are lying”? Are you a fucking simpleton? You’re never going to get your xenophobic views accepted as part of the mainstream until you stop revealing that you’re a bit dim. Who’s going to want to line up behind someone who can’t even understand the basic idea that more people equals more tax AND more expense? Come on John, get with the Intelligent Hating.

9 Responses to “He Really Does Need His Own Category”

  1. on 01 Nov 2007 at 1:59 pm   sir jon dangerous

    Well which are you? ugly or john? they can’t both be true. And if you like newspeak so much, why don’t you go live there?

  2. on 01 Nov 2007 at 3:32 pm   Oliver

    Why stop at giving Ugly John his own category. Theres a book in it if you ask me - ‘Speak You’re Brane, The Wisdom of Ugly John (and assorted twats)’.

    Given the popularity and low IQ of most HYS contributors its should shift at least a million. They could give it to all new ‘immigrants’ as an introduction to British culture.

  3. on 01 Nov 2007 at 4:06 pm   zym

    i hope you will be adding ‘Lorna Pope’ to your regular twats? :)

  4. on 02 Nov 2007 at 6:23 pm   JC

    And Millie. I know technically she’s not one of the HYS crew but she’s definitely a twat.

  5. on 02 Nov 2007 at 8:21 pm   Islingword Street

    spEak You’re bRanes…

    Some wonderful person has taken the risk to their sanity that is reading the Jerk Your Knee forums on the BBC and compiled the stupidest and most offensive into a blog called spEak You’re bRanes. Just great….

  6. on 03 Nov 2007 at 12:13 am   john cramer

    More people does not equal more tax income and more costs if the more people don’t all work.
    And what of the cost of the diversity police who are paid to stop the locals objecting to migrants.

  7. on 03 Nov 2007 at 4:29 am   Wellington

    Too right John. Most immigrants aren’t here to work, they’re here for the great weather and friendly locals.

  8. on 03 Nov 2007 at 5:35 am   Mo

    Don’t forget the food!

  9. on 03 Nov 2007 at 2:19 pm   John H.

    What gets me is how brutally UglyJohn slaughters Orwell in his comment.