The Regular Twats08 Nov 2007 05:48 pm

Cock

By Nelson

Peter Sym posts regularly on HYS. He is an intellectual (he can spell). He’s spectacularly ill-informed about most stuff. Imagine Oliver Kamm being forced to compress his turgid arsewash into a 500 character limit. “I’m clever. I’m a socialist. I’m rich. I’m in favour of killing people as long as they’re far away and I don’t have to do it”. That sort of thing.

Sometimes a failing workman will blame his tools.

James, Tunbridge Wells

Easy to say in Tunbridge wells. Not quite so fun when your ‘tool’ jams solid in the dust of Afghanistan as the Taliban surge down on you. Have you seen what they do to POW’s…..

[Peter_Sym], Nottingham

Do they jam your tool in the dust? hur hur.

7 Responses to “Cock”

  1. on 08 Nov 2007 at 10:46 pm   Dave

    Not too smart for a superfluous apostrophe though, is he?

  2. on 08 Nov 2007 at 11:40 pm   Rich

    My doctor when I was a child was Dr Sym, and he was a right cunt. I bet it’s him.

  3. on 09 Nov 2007 at 12:01 am   Liam

    @Rich:
    In Nottingham? I’m worried to hear this idiot got a doctorate.

  4. on 12 Nov 2007 at 2:33 pm   Scaryduck

    I bet Peter’s “tool” is always “jamming”

  5. on 18 Nov 2007 at 11:23 pm   andy

    Hey, it’s jammed solid in the dust of Afghanistan, apparently!

  6. on 29 Nov 2007 at 4:27 am   Rogan Josh

    Better than the Taliban surging down you.

  7. on 29 Nov 2007 at 4:27 am   Rogan Josh

    Better than the Taliban surging up you