Miscellaneous Prats and Tax Bores12 Nov 2007 01:26 pm

Ron Done His Best

By Nelson

Would a fat tax work?

ALERT,ALERT.A very sudden outbreak of the “Taxus again virus”
Is set to strike,with the possibility of it starting in Australia.Sources are saying under the guise of the “obesity syndrome”, it could become rampant,the virus will target many of the unwary.The newly set-up STUFF THE TAXUS AGAIN WATCHYOURMONEYDOG is very much on the case,and is closely watching developments.

Ron C, Northwest, United Kingdom

You don’t have the wit to pull this off Ron.

4 Responses to “Ron Done His Best”

  1. on 12 Nov 2007 at 5:36 pm   Mr Blackett

    “You don’t have the wit to pull this off Ron.”

    Funniest response yet. Bravo.

  2. on 18 Nov 2007 at 11:20 pm   andy

    A classic spEak You’re bRane surely?

  3. on 28 Feb 2008 at 3:47 pm   Chris

    I think all news reports should follow the style laid down by Ron.

    In ther news today.Benazir. Bhuto has been ASSASINATTED there have been.international cond.emnations BUTWHATUSEARETHEY she is already DEAD

    rest assured,the elections will go ahead said Musharraf,but WHO WILL CATCHTHE KILLERS?

  4. on 12 May 2008 at 11:13 pm   admirable chrichton

    I thought that the first letters of that TAX US BOLLOCKS thing at the end would spell out some rude acronym in a bit of an ironic wit moment. But then I realised Ron was just an unfunny odd bloke.