Comments on: A Protective Cloak of Lard

By: GREG COOK

GREG COOK — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:48:20 +0000

According to government statistics, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

By: Grachka

Grachka — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:48:40 +0000

Surely fat girls would be easier to catch and rape.

By: Em

Em — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:12:00 +0000

No-one’s told her about ‘chubby chasers’, I’m guessing. I never realised the rapists were so fussy about dress size – I must start eating more immediately. Just think of the danger I’ve been in all these years, brazenly eating only when I’m hungry…::shudder::

By: spamme

spamme — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:11:54 +0000

I thought fat women always had great personalities. Another disappointment.

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:42:09 +0000

It’s not rape if you shout “surprise!”

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:42:03 +0000

This place is going downhill.

By: bob

bob — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:33:23 +0000

rape laws favor women not men not that thats a bad thing
also if you call it surprise sex it just seem nicer
plus if women didn’t want to be rape then they shouldn’t have viginas

By: Pete Simmons

Pete Simmons — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:03:01 +0000

And there i was thinking that rape was about power and control over women and not sex. Keep munching those kebabs, Caroline. I’m sure ‘them illigals’ won’t harbour any deviant sexual thoughts once they see your lard arse.

By: Liam

Liam — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:06:44 +0000

Tom: not only illegal criminals, but ones who’ve been released from prison too! The horror!

Personally I think her problem is a little simpler than the explanation offered: she likes pie.

By: john cramerjohn

john cramerjohn — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:10:16 +0000

Putting on weight to avoid rape !
Is this a new version of the ‘a woman with her skirt up can run faster than a man with his trousers down’?.