Curtain Twitchers and Plain Weird16 Nov 2007 01:03 pm

A Protective Cloak of Lard

By Nelson

This disturbing comment was submitted by both Becca and Kat. Should women be doing more exercise? Not if they know what’s good for them.

Women are becoming fatter - maybe there is a deep-rooted reason for this. Too many rapists out there, illegal criminals let out of prison, rape law against women in favour of men, one of the reasons why I put on weight, for protection.
Caroline, UK

Finally, a use for the word “unrapeable”.

15 Responses to “A Protective Cloak of Lard”

  1. on 16 Nov 2007 at 2:16 pm   Tom

    Not illegal criminals! They’re the worst kind!

  2. on 16 Nov 2007 at 3:14 pm   chive

    And here’s me thinking it was because she can’t walk past a packet of biscuits. But at least I know now because I like takeaways I’m invulnerable to crime.

  3. on 16 Nov 2007 at 5:04 pm   Duncan

    Kudos to the rapists, discriminating against fat birds is one in the eye for all the liberal-lefty PC brigade madness that is ruining our once proud nation!

  4. on 16 Nov 2007 at 11:53 pm   GB

    Remind me not to fuck with that bird?

  5. on 17 Nov 2007 at 2:25 am   mapsadaisical

    So if the rape law was against men and in favour of women they would lose weight? How odd. At least they would look good in court as chief prosecution witness I suppose.

  6. on 19 Nov 2007 at 2:10 am   john cramerjohn

    Putting on weight to avoid rape !
    Is this a new version of the ‘a woman with her skirt up can run faster than a man with his trousers down’?.

  7. on 19 Nov 2007 at 12:06 pm   Liam

    Tom: not only illegal criminals, but ones who’ve been released from prison too! The horror!

    Personally I think her problem is a little simpler than the explanation offered: she likes pie.

  8. on 19 Nov 2007 at 1:03 pm   Pete Simmons

    And there i was thinking that rape was about power and control over women and not sex. Keep munching those kebabs, Caroline. I’m sure ‘them illigals’ won’t harbour any deviant sexual thoughts once they see your lard arse.

  9. on 28 Nov 2007 at 3:33 am   bob

    rape laws favor women not men not that thats a bad thing
    also if you call it surprise sex it just seem nicer
    plus if women didn’t want to be rape then they shouldn’t have viginas

  10. on 28 Nov 2007 at 12:42 pm   Nelson

    This place is going downhill.

  11. on 21 Jan 2008 at 2:42 pm   Mark

    It’s not rape if you shout “surprise!”

  12. on 28 Jan 2008 at 2:11 am   spamme

    I thought fat women always had great personalities. Another disappointment.

  13. on 20 Apr 2008 at 12:12 pm   Em

    No-one’s told her about ‘chubby chasers’, I’m guessing. I never realised the rapists were so fussy about dress size - I must start eating more immediately. Just think of the danger I’ve been in all these years, brazenly eating only when I’m hungry…::shudder::

  14. on 28 Apr 2008 at 11:48 am   Grachka

    Surely fat girls would be easier to catch and rape.

  15. on 03 Jun 2008 at 9:48 am   GREG COOK

    According to government statistics, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.