Miscellaneous Prats23 Nov 2007 06:52 pm

I Can’t See My Eyes

By Wellington

I went to A&E a couple of weeks ago as a split contact lense had become lodged somewhere (I could feel it). After examination was told there was nothing there. 5 days later, after using my contacts when I went cycling, I could still feel something.

That night I removed my lense and along with that – the half a lens that was apparently not there! The whole point of going was they had the specialist equipment – I can’t see into my own eyes easily. It could have been a more serious injury…

Cynical Old Git, Worcester, United Kingdom

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4 Responses to “I Can’t See My Eyes”

  1. on 27 Nov 2007 at 3:46 pm   Bum wiper pro edition

    Why are you poking fun at the cynical old gits comment? he was making a serious point about incompetence in the nhs. How would you like it if you got something stuck in your eye and some prat just laughed at you and made jokes about suppositories?

  2. on 27 Nov 2007 at 4:05 pm   Nelson

    I expect I’d be very very sorry. I’d get a taste of my own medicine, that’s for sure. I expect that I’d also take a long, hard look at myself with my one good eye.

    This has really made me think.

  3. on 27 Nov 2007 at 4:07 pm   Wellington

    Unless, of course, you had a suppository stuck in your eye. Then I think you’re fair game.

  4. on 02 Jan 2008 at 4:00 am   Steve

    You can’t put it in ‘God’s Special Place’ until marriage, but we’re all up for a bit of ass-to-mouth action.