Miscellaneous Prats and Racists23 Nov 2007 03:57 pm
By Nelson

Thanks to Lynn for sending me this post. It’s probably not important what “L Evans” was trying to comment on.

The number of middle Englanders is on the decline; more career minded women leaving it late to have families and struggling to conceive, no more big families (except benefits scroungers)

Less people means less workers; The government is ALLOWING immigrants to come here to plug the gap, in their minds to avoid an employment crisis.

British people made Britain Great; this deluge will lead to mediocrity and decline, and ultimately slippage down the global rich list; then where..?
L Evans, Birmingham, United Kingdom

Um… Laserquest?

11 Responses to “Middle Englanders”

  1. on 23 Nov 2007 at 5:17 pm censored

    FEWER, love… the word is FEWER…

  2. on 23 Nov 2007 at 8:18 pm Mr Blackett

    You’ve gotta love the “British people made Britain Great”. Because British-ness is a hereditary quality genetically passed down through the ages. It’s the same gene that allows all of us to take personal credit for winning two world wars and a world cup despite being born after all three.

    It’s so obvious that immigrants are to blame for, well. everything. Fixing a nation of bloaters that can barely take their eyes off Jeremy Kyle for long enough to prepare their kid’s Lunchables and chips would require taking some personal responsibility. Why should we?

  3. on 23 Nov 2007 at 10:24 pm Mo

    Isn’t Britishness a bit arbitrary? I mean didn’t we get invaded by Angles and Saxons and whatnot from somewhere else? Argh! And isn’t Middle England Medieval England?

    Watch out for slippage, folks.

  4. on 25 Nov 2007 at 8:23 am UncleFunk

    I left England 11 years ago to move to Canada. (Met my wife on the internet.)

    The undercurrent of racism and xenophobia I’m seeing from Brits I still know is alarming in the extreme. My father and his oldest friend… I have no other choice but to refer to them as racists now. They claim not to be, but honestly, if you heard what they say, there’s no other word for it.

  5. on 25 Nov 2007 at 8:25 am UncleFunk

    Wish you could edit posts here…

    Mr Blackett: England has been invaded, raped and pillaged so many times that the chances of anyone there being “pure Brit” are extremely remote. I’ve got Irish blood in me, some Jewish blood that I’m aware of… Sure there’s probably other stuff in there as well.

    And Great Britain hasn’t been great at anything but sucking at football for a long, long time now.

  6. on 26 Nov 2007 at 3:59 pm dan

    UncleFunk - Note the use of the 66s and 99s. We also call these “speech marks” and it means that Blackett’s statement is a quote - you’ll see the same words used in the bit in blue above.

  7. on 30 Nov 2007 at 12:44 am bob

    the way some people act you would think that Britain is over run with the scary ‘minorities’ running rapid, there called minorities for a reason

    bring on the age when we are all beige

    this guy would like my favorite quote from the Simpsons
    “for once it is the rich white man he has all the power”

  8. on 03 Dec 2007 at 1:23 pm UncleFunk

    Erm… Dan… Buddy… I was agreeing with him. Making a comment to back up his post, not disagreeing with him! I realise inflection is impossible to put forward in text, but come on… Think man.

  9. on 13 Dec 2007 at 3:44 am Have Your Say « Lynn Roberts

    [...] spEak You’re bRanes is a “blog is dedicated to the dribble-spattered lunacy of BBC Have Your Say.” It’s well worth a look. Most of the time it’s brilliant, but be warned: sometimes it can be as bigoted as the people it seeks to ridicule. [...]

  10. on 12 Jan 2008 at 12:29 am dagnammit

    the global rich list. hahaha.

  11. on 13 Feb 2008 at 3:20 pm CM

    I think if you read it again it will become apparent that it is not immigrants who are to blame but women of middle England who are selfishly prioritising their careers rather than allowing L Evans to service them with his exalted seed and this provide him with an enormous brood of little Evanses.

    The male Evanses could then defend Britishness to the hilt while the females continued to breed his glorious line on down the centuries.

    It’s a beautiful thought.