Comments on: Please May I Store My Cancer In Your Cervix?

By: Jon

Jon — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:13:01 +0000

Sorry to bring facts into play - I only know about STDs cos I look up naughty words in dictionaries.

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:51:58 +0000

Seems a sound enough diagnosis given the data he’s working with.
As for Mary, I am fairly sure she has no clue what HPV is. She may be right that jabbing a needle into the little buggers’ cocks now and again might slow ‘em up a bit.

By: Rich

Rich — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:43:23 +0000

You expect me to diagnose a problem with your shoulder without an examination?

As a wild guess though, I’d say it’s probably muscle strain due to excessive amounts of poovy mincing.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:29:47 +0000

Cool. So, can I vaccinate my shower curtain? Or should I just tell the missus to steer clear of it?

By: atomkinder

atomkinder — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:35:58 +0000

While I’m not sure why Wellingtons shoulder hurts and I’m not a doctor and only a mere healthcare student I’m struggling to understand why a vaccine would need different clinical trials for males as it would females. Just because males are incapable of developing cervical cancer it is my understanding that we are just as capable of contracting HPV, unless it is a chromosome specific infection, not something I’ve come across. But then I am only a first year.

By: Wellington

Wellington — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:48:48 +0000

Is there any proven (or approved) vaccine against HPV in males?

Rich is a doctor. He will tell us. Perhaps he can also explain why my shoulder hurts. If not, then it is safe to say he is lying about being a doctor. We shall see.

By: PapillomaPete

PapillomaPete — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:38:10 +0000

You speak you’re branes, Nelson.
I hav biggah genitul wartz than you’re branes.
Vacsin8 me!

By: Rich

Rich — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:24:26 +0000

Yes Nelson. Jon and Pete are correct. The vaccine acts on a virus which has been proven to cause cervical cancer and is resident in a significant proportion of sexually active people. It doesn’t stop and look at the sex of its host before deciding to activate itself.

I am a doctor by the way, and if any ladies out there have sore chests, I am happy to examine them.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:57:26 +0000

Does the vaccine work in males?

Anyway, less of the reasoned debate please. This is about mocking and cynicism.

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:53:27 +0000

You’re right Jon, and if you’ve ever had genital warts (caused by HPV) frozen off your foofoo at the clap clinic you’d welcome the preventative measure!

Darn these Daily Mail reading loons getting stuff right!