Miscellaneous Prats30 Nov 2007 04:50 pm

Tough on Baps, Tough on the Causes of Baps

By Nelson

Thanks to Chris.

This is dangerous ground!

Yeast used in baking creates alcohol.

If you eat a couple of bread rolls and then drive, there will be enough alcohol in your system to get you banned from driving!

Anyone who drives over the limit should be charged with attempted manslaughter.

Atom John, Derby, United Kingdom

Our streets won’t be safe until something is done about the menace of bun-scoffers. I hope your plan works.

10 Responses to “Tough on Baps, Tough on the Causes of Baps”

  1. on 30 Nov 2007 at 10:10 pm   spiffy

    Actually, I think that one may have been a joke.

  2. on 01 Dec 2007 at 4:03 am   Nelson

    Ah. I’ll laugh as soon as I’m sure.

  3. on 01 Dec 2007 at 8:53 pm   Mo

    The last two lines are pretty serious… you never can tell. There are some pretty stern warnings over liquer chocolates in there.

  4. on 01 Dec 2007 at 11:34 pm   sharon

    Not a single spelling mistake, plus some proper punctuation. I vote with spiffy.

  5. on 02 Dec 2007 at 3:19 pm   Nelson

    He’s a regular, I’m afraid. Consistently racist and witless.
    http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/profile.jspa?userID=1653985
    Also, jokes are supposed to be funny, otherwise they’re just “Things people say whilst grinning expectantly”.

  6. on 02 Dec 2007 at 3:40 pm   bob

    i don’t know about you but i’m a complete mess after 3 buns

  7. on 02 Dec 2007 at 9:52 pm   Mo

    It makes the saying ‘get your baps out for the boys’ extra saucy.

  8. on 04 Dec 2007 at 12:59 pm   TonyBaloney

    I’m confused. Are cobs still O.K?

  9. on 04 Dec 2007 at 2:07 pm   Joe

    Any kid on the street could mug someone for the cash to buy a breadmaker and then they could start an underground industry of illegal bread products on the streets and who knows what they’d cut the flour with!

    Our kids aren’t safe, I’m taking mine out of school immediately! Young Julian came home yesterday a little unbalanced and smelling of yeast. I have my suspicions there’s a baking den being set up in the bike sheds.

  10. on 28 Dec 2007 at 3:54 pm   dogbeak

    Not only that, he managed to come out with (in response to a comment about electric windows in cars):

    “But so useful when you need to stick your hand out to make rude gestures at errotic drivers using their mobile phones. ”

    Hur hur.