spEak You’re bRanes

Yes, yes breast is best we all know that. Now will the breast feeding mafia please SHUT UP and let women have the choice.

Women do have a choice with issues concerning their own bodies don’t they? Or does that only apply when it suits the BF Nazis.

Bottle Babe, Brest, France

You may have won this victory Bottle Babe but, as surely as night follows day, the hordes of Breast Feeding Nazis will regroup and attack again. Thank your lucky stars that you haven’t yet faced the Circumcision Taliban or the Suppository Brigade.

This one was very popular. Thanks to Matt and Liam for both submtting it.

The belief among some people that democracy can be the solution for Pakistan is naive.

The sad truth is that Pakistan is incapable of democratic government.

The real question is whether Pakistan is going to be governed by the military or by extremist Muslim Clerics.

Take your pick - but if the military have the sense & courage to build a secular nation as Kemal Attaturk did in Turkey, it would be by far the better choice.
Herbert Thornton, Canada

Darkies eh? Can’t live with ‘em, can’t prop up their corrupt governments and keep them in poverty whilst generally bombing the fuck out of them whenever you feel like it. Whaddayagonnado?

Thanks to Baroness Goblin for introducing me to “Ceri Bethany”. Not only is Ceri ALWAYS thinking of the children, she’s also wearing a look of wide-eyed terror.

Protect our children from….
Bullying paedophiles
fighting murderers
Knives rape
Guns drugs
Traffic alcohol
smoking teenage-pregnancys
under age sex

NOT TOO MUCH TO PROTECT THEN IS THERE!!!
YOU HAVE CHILDREN, THEN YOUR JOB TO PROTECT THEM TO ANY MEANS POSSIBLE!!!
ceri bethany, walsall, United Kingdom

You missed out “Obesity Pokemon” and “Gay Slapping” but on the whole I think your children will thank you for their hysterical panic-stricken childhood, spent cowering behind a reinforced door with a sobbing madwoman.

Let them all come home now, before we have no army left because they’ve all been killed!! Let them spend some time with their family’s and most importantly their children.. Children are forgotten these days in love and respect
ceri bethany, walsall, United Kingdom

Yes that’s right. Children are important. As long as they’re “our” children and not the ones they have in Iraq.

Of course we need doctors on call 24/7.. it’s peace of mind for my children as well
ceri bethany, walsall, United Kingdom

Can’t you just give your kids away to someone half-sane and start collecting pottery frogs instead? You’ll find it much less stressful. When’s the last time you heard of a pottery frog “fighting murderers” or committing “knives rape”?

Got a link from something called Metafilter. People post links and other people comment on them. At least 80% of the users can spell and most of it’s just “normal for the internet”. Having said this, I felt it would be rude to let this inbound link pass without comment. So…

I’m with ethnomethodologist: some of the snark is rightly deserved, but other posts are really not that unreasonable, even if I disagree with them. I know it’s hip to make fun of people you disagree with rather than actually making a good point, but I’m far more impressed by people who can make hilarious fun of stupid arguments, rather than the posters themselves.
posted by oneirodynia

That’s because you’ve got a stick up your arse. People on the internet are called “Jim23″ and “KnifeHandChop”. What the fuck is “oneirodynia” eh? You pretentious po-faced shitfleck.

I started reading this one and decided I needed to include it. Then, I got to the bottom and realised that it’s another UglyJohn effort. I suspect it’s because he posts about ten times a day (seriously). Most of it’s just everyday arsewash but there’s the occasional amusingly foolish one. I’ve made a new category for these people called “The Regular Twats”.

Welcome to Doublethink

NATIONAL GOVERNMENT SAYS
“More immigrants - more tax revenue.” Doubleplus good.

LOCAL GOVERNMENT SAYS
“More immigrants - greater expense.” Doubleplus bad.

They can’t both be true. So either local or national government are lying.

Which is it more likely to be? Well Bottler Brown has got the form.

[UglyJohn]

“They can’t both be true. So either local or national government are lying”? Are you a fucking simpleton? You’re never going to get your xenophobic views accepted as part of the mainstream until you stop revealing that you’re a bit dim. Who’s going to want to line up behind someone who can’t even understand the basic idea that more people equals more tax AND more expense? Come on John, get with the Intelligent Hating.