Outsiders and Unfocused Rage02 Dec 2007 11:46 pm

Disgusted of Swindon

By Nelson

Thanks to Niki who found this angry arsehole somewhere on Times Online (I think).

The ‘in your face’ attitude of the disabled lobby, so that we all have to use grotesque disabled-friendly toilets in restaurants, pass acres of empty ‘disabled only’ spaces before we can park at the supermarket, etc etc has generated some resentment amongst ordinary people that we are not allowed to express in public. This is the classic context for subversive humour to work. You’ll find stand ups making carefully pitched disabled jokes these days. it’s a form of release to be able to laugh at these jokes, and many do…
andrew, swindon

Perhaps, Andrew, instead of laying into the disabled and their grotesque toilets, you could get off your arse and help a disabled person to experience the delight of REAL PROPER TOILETS by pissing all over their floor and then hiding the bogroll.

5 Responses to “Disgusted of Swindon”

  1. on 03 Dec 2007 at 12:01 am   Mr Blackett

    Honestly. We give them parking spaces, their own special toilets and equal rights in the workplace. All we ‘ordinarys’ want is the right to call them windowlickers, mongs or spakkers like we did when we were at school. They should be used to it by now.

    It’s political correctness gone mad.

  2. on 03 Dec 2007 at 9:56 am   Nibus

    I long for the day when I am disabled, just so I can park 5 metres closer to Tesco’s front door. The extra walk is playing havoc with my poor non-disabled legs.

  3. on 03 Dec 2007 at 2:07 pm   MissPrism

    He could always smash his own knees with a hammer and get all those special in-your-face privileges for himself.

  4. on 05 Dec 2007 at 2:28 pm   Rogan Josh

    Good day all,

    I’m am a prominent doctor (as my sub-continent flavoured pseudonym hints), working in psycho-analysis and soon to publish exciting research papers. I am 99% sure that our friend Andrew is suffering from a little known, fairly newly recognised disordered and as such will soon be able to enjoy all the benefits of severe disability. This disorder is called ‘compazionus lackingi ukunt’ or ‘CLU’. Working in the field i understand Andrew’s concerns of hideous discrimination he, and the silent majority, have had do endure at the hands of these remote controlled fascists and i only hope that as one of ‘them’ he will use his undoubtably inspirational power of persuasion to bring harmony in this age of tyranny.

    Thank you for reading my words.
    God save us.

  5. on 23 Feb 2008 at 6:50 pm   Pete

    Sometimes I wish I wasn’t ordinary. It aches my ordinary legs when i have to park far away at tesco. It scares me into believing i’ll become a chair-wheeling, limp-limbed, invertebrate, and being forced to change my name to Timmy or something. The thought makes me shudder. What a cunt.