Curtain Twitchers and Miscellaneous Prats03 Dec 2007 04:36 pm
By Nelson

Are Nativity plays out of date?

We will soon be getting taught the Koran at school and the bible will be banned.
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As if God would let that happen! Silly.

 

I wonder how long it will be before the pragmatic neo-Left-wing PC brigade condescend to claim that the age-old British Christmas pantomime is now out of date?
The Grumpy Old Man, Cymru am Byth… Cadw Cymru Dacluso, United Kingdom

Neo-Left-Wing PC Brigade??? What planet are you on? I think you’ll find it’s the Crypto-Liberal Enviro-Fascist Taleban who are protesting against pantomimes. I just phoned the Neo-Left-Wing PC Brigade and apparently they are trying to ban mashed potato because they heard that you like it and they think you’re a cunt.

3 Responses to “Splitters”

  1. on 03 Dec 2007 at 5:12 pm Marjorie Doorslem

    What a ripe old winnet.

  2. on 03 Dec 2007 at 5:59 pm SpamJavelin

    I just did a very loud LOL at work at that last bit. Thank you so much, BTW - this site fills a vital place in my news input by firstly pointing out how many ignorant pillocks have access to the internet, and secondly eviscerating them in style. It’s like being kicked in the bollocks by someone who then gets you drunk afterwards.

  3. on 04 Dec 2007 at 1:21 pm TonyBaloney

    I’m looking forward to some epic Qur’an movies. The bible’s so yesterday and not nearly as controversial.

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