Delusions of Grandeur and Slow Readers and Werthers Original Imperialists04 Dec 2007 02:22 pm
By Nelson

We brits need to admit to ourself that we have LOST control of what it means to be British and just ride off into the sunset with what pride we have left.
I am myself leaving in january with a tear in my eye.
FORCED out as a refugee by left wing biggots who have sold my country.
Mark, Plymouth

These fucking militant lefties eh? Losing control of what it means to be British! Careless fools! They should have kept what it means to be British somewhere safer (probably in an ornately carved box, lined with fur from Her Majesty’s own mimsy). What were they doing instead? Selling off our transport systems, hospitals and schools to multinational corporate communists, intent on redistributing our wealth, that’s what!

We need a law to FORCE corporations and governments to adopt capitalism and prevent this red plague from spreading further. If we fail, we will FORCE more breathtakingly gullible halfwits like Mark to ride off into the sunset with tears in their eyes.

11 Responses to “Biggots Flies Again”

  1. on 04 Dec 2007 at 2:35 pm Mr Blackett

    A tear in the eye? Ouch. I wonder how he tore it. Could he not get it fixed on the NHS? Bloody postcode lottery.

  2. on 04 Dec 2007 at 3:30 pm Jon

    I wonder where he is going? maybe someone should tell him there will be FOREIGNERS there

  3. on 04 Dec 2007 at 4:29 pm CarsmileSteve

    maybe we could all go and wave him off? or bare our arses at him as he leaves, one of the two…

  4. on 04 Dec 2007 at 5:17 pm Mike

    Failing to notice that leaving one company to move to another makes you an immigrant as well as an emigrant seems to be a common trait among the biggots.

    There was one on the bus the other day complaining about “the blacks”, suggesting she’d be getting raped any second now, and telling everyone she was off to Australia where “there weren’t any immigrants”.

    Oh, the irony.

  5. on 05 Dec 2007 at 8:40 am john cramer

    Oh a sneer I hear
    and what a jeer
    You have no sin
    Or local kin
    but what a cheer
    You are still here.
    A solid heir
    of tony blair.

  6. on 05 Dec 2007 at 11:09 am Becca

    I don’t think your lovely poem makes sense I’m afraid John - it takes more that words that rhyme sorry…

  7. on 05 Dec 2007 at 1:37 pm Nelson

    I think it would take quite a long time to explain most of the stuff on this site to him :)

    John really believes that the country has been run by socialists for the last 10 years. He believes that swapping the current gang of corporate lackeys for his favourite gang of corporate lackeys would make a rabbit tod of difference. He also thinks that the cold, grinning, mass-murderer Tony Blair is some sort of left-wing hero. Now that’s what I call dark humour.

    Damn. I really need to get back to the joyous simplicity of “being rude to people” and stop trying to “make a point”.

  8. on 08 Dec 2007 at 1:17 pm Rich

    I’m not a royalist. I don’t care about them one bit. But why mention the Queen’s pubic hair. Occasionally you verge on bigotry yourself.

  9. on 08 Dec 2007 at 1:55 pm Nelson

    Perhaps some pop stars could start a campaign to raise awareness of this issue: “Rock Against People Who Mention Her Majesty’s Growler”.

  10. on 08 Dec 2007 at 7:42 pm Rich

    …or anyone’s.

  11. on 08 Dec 2007 at 8:00 pm Nelson

    I hear ya Rich. Roll on the advent of human cloning and then we can all dispense with these digusting genitals for good.

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