Thanks to “M” who found this one on an Australian news site where they were discussing youth body image.
My 16 year old daughter is constantly teased about her weight, at school and in her workplace. As a full bodied mum, I’ve always tried to show her that being a large woman is still beautiful. Unfortunately, her peers don’t see it that way. Young men take no interest in her and that is where a big part of the problem lies. We need to encourage the young men of today to ‘go after’ girls of all sizes, especially BBW. Do we teach young men this in school or let their fathers do it? Whatever we choose, we need to decide NOW!
Sally St John, Brisbane
I’d like to offer you my support but I can’t because I’m 99% certain that, in this case, “full bodied” means “fucking tugboat”. If it’s not already too late, you need to stop bleating about how “dangerously obese is beautiful” and persuade your poor doomed offspring to stop eating so many fucking pies and do some exercise. Trust me, fanny is ALL that 16 year old boys think about. The only thing that could stop them from “going after” your daughter is the prospect that they might not be able to find it.
23 Responses to “Big Fat Ill Woman”
Who you find attractive should never be a natural, spontaneous thing. We need to FORCE young men to find morbidly obese people attractive, and we need to do it NOW.
If Sally hadn’t been so selfish and decided to pass on her fat genes, then her daughter wouldn’t be in this mess. Her Dad must like fat ladies, perhaps he could go after her?
Ech. I knew a girl once who was really into the ‘fat pride’ thing. Was really in everyones face about it, all the time. If she wasn’t defending her size without prompting, she’d be loudly exclaiming she was hungry. If someone’s that proud about something, chances are they’re pretty insecure about it too.
It’s not that I mind fat people, as long as they’re behind fat closed doors and not rubbing it in your face.
Mind you, I shag chubby birds ftw
Exactly.
Sally should teach her daughter that if fat chicks want boys to like them, they just have to blatantly advertise the fact that they’re happy to do all those really nasty, obscene things that the thin, pretty girls don’t let their boyfriends do to them.
Ah, misogyny on the internet! What a breath of fresh air.
Which bit did you find most offensive? The off-theicuff jokes about fat chicks? Or the entirely sincere argument that young men need to be psychologically conditioned to find unhealthily overweight women sexually attractive?
Just wondering…
There is absolutely nothing misogynistic about anything written here. Sizeism sure, but not misogyny.
Yup. I mean there’s no way that that’s all gonna end in tears. I’m sure that girls – especially fat girls – just need a bit more “going after”.
What does BBW mean? I think i’m out of the loop. Is it Big Blubbery Wastrel? Now that’d be just fantastic, makes me yearn for a return to the abysmal, grinding bollocks of school to be ‘taught’ by Miss Bishop that I really should be fancying the chunky oaf cunt that smells a bit. I suppose it is the twenty first century so really we should be pining for the chubby lads too. That would be a great class and one my education sorely missed.
Is the sun over the yardarm already?
I’m a little worried that I’m going to end up posting your comments Josh.
I totally agree with all those folks who implied that men shouldn’t go for average-sized or bigger women . Because while you sad, desperate, media-brainwashed, peer-whipped nitwits are flapping around chasing your impossible, fantasy trophy-woman (who, even if you got her, would *still* be miserably weight obsessed and make your life a misery becasue of it), there’ll be more real women for the rest of us, those of us whose development wasn’t arrested in a welter of wadded up Kleenex and soft-core niff-mags like GQ and Esquire; those of us for whom choice of partner is governed by what we genuinely respond to, not what we think would make us look good in front of our friends. Of course, I’m sure you’re all rake-thin Adonii, who put Brad Pitt to shame in the looks department…aren’t you?
I’m hugely fat and your suggestion that I have to be rake-thin in order to be attractive to women offends me deeply.
Er… has Steve got the Have Your Say and Speak Your Branes URL’s muddled up?
He’s probably heard that you can get more pussy by pretending you don’t care what women look like.
“f*&$ing tugboat” is the best description of the full bodied I’ve heard, I nearly fell off my chair I laughed so much, will use it from now on!
I’ve been both fat – not morbidly – and thin (anorexic). The same young men who ignored me in company for a full year when I was overweight, did not even recognise me when I returned to their society for a party, suddenly skinny. I was astonished – suddenly they were all over me. Why? Was I a different person? Was my conversation suddenly transformed? It makes you wonder whether in this society, your suitability as a partner is totally dependent on – your width! What a bizarre basis for a relationship, no wonder traditional societies have different criteria.
I suspect that they found you more attractive than before and wanted to hump you. I’m going to chance my arm here and suggest that they weren’t really thinking about the long term. I’d be surprised if they’d considered anything beyond getting a look at you in the buff.
Is it really so complicated to understand that physical appearance is usually one of the components of attraction? It’s not the only one but it’s fairly high up the list in the initial “let’s fuck” stage. Why is the fucking blogosphere* full of well-educated types bleating on about this as if there’s something difficult here?
We almost all form relationships at some point, and there’s someone for everyone I’m sure, but I know I spent a large part of my early adulthood trying to fuck as many women as possible. A good many of them seemed to be on the same mission too. I’m sorry to say we all forgot to weigh each other. Should we all have kept better records? Ensured we hit our quotas so that the measured norms for attractiveness were within some “acceptable” limits?
Perhaps our giant brains enabled us to not merely transcend but actually erase our animal instincts. I wish somebody had got around to telling me. I could have stopped wanting to have sex with women I didn’t want to spend 40 years with. More to the point, I could stop enjoying high energy food in preparation for the lean times that never come.
*I’d like to start a campaign to ensure that the word ‘blogosphere’ is never used without the prefix ‘fucking’
I shouldn’t be allowed to have a blog. It makes me want to argue on the internet.
I was looking for the reason behind the expression “Chance my arm” – where does it come from – when I found this lot. I nearly fell off my chair! I’ve been with my wife for donkey’s years and love her deeply – she is now somewhat cuddly – she’s still the same person I fell in love with but I wish she was lighter! How ever much you love someone, there’s still a physical aspect to it.
BBW: big beautiful women. Can mean fat pride, but mostly refers to the inamorata of guys with fat fetishes.
Not that I know about that sort of thing or anything.
Why can’t political correctness just fuck off already? No bloke wants to shag a fat chick, and that’s the way it is. That woman needs to stick a fucking hosepipe down her piglet’s throat now and then if she fancies any hope of grandchildren. Or maybe introduce her tubby lardarse daughter to a few ratboys over here – they don’t seem to mind shagging anything so long as it doesn’t move too much…
Just as a woman wouldn’t want to fuck a fat dude, a dude don’t want to fuck a fat chick. Girls with a big build can still be beautiful, but when anyone gets carried away with the big it’s unattractive.
And kids are fucking cruel. Have we not yet learned this as a species?