Miscellaneous Prats14 Dec 2007 05:44 pm

Proof

By Nelson

Thanks to Tom for this one from “Is there a problem with drug use in the armed forces?”

This is hardly news.

Drugs and other intoxicants have been used by the armed forces of many countries for many years…whether that be a rum ration, ciggies or amphetamines…it’s NOT new!

Go watch Platoon if you don’t believe me.
Ben Cook, Horley, United Kingdom

I’ve seen that very same footage! This whole thing is a diversionary tactic by the evil BBC crypto-commie death eaters. Every moment we waste discussing drugs, Lord Voldemort grows stronger and the evil Decepticons are regrouping in preparation for their next attack on Earth.

8 Responses to “Proof”

  1. on 15 Dec 2007 at 3:06 am   Gilbert Wham

    Now, I used to live near Salisbury plain and regularly sold acid to squaddies, who said it made guard duty more entertaining.

  2. on 15 Dec 2007 at 10:52 pm   Rich

    Nothing like having to stand rigidly still for eight hours on acid. That’s my kind of evening.

  3. on 17 Dec 2007 at 12:35 pm   Oliver

    As if there weren’t enough already, perhaps this warrants a new group on SYB. The category for people who are so divorced from real life they have to cite films as evidence of fact. Filmic Cunts?

  4. on 17 Dec 2007 at 6:22 pm   zym

    I watched ‘Where eagles dare’ at the weekend – and there where no drugs in it.

    Maybe this issue isnt as black or white as i orginally thought?

  5. on 17 Dec 2007 at 6:39 pm   Padwick

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF8cjIlvgv0

    A training video.

  6. on 17 Dec 2007 at 6:47 pm   Nelson

    I watched ‘Where eagles dare’ at the weekend – and there where no drugs in it.

    Maybe this issue isnt as black or white as i orginally thought?

    This certainly does complicate the issue. What we need is a “Film Studies” graduate who can tell us which films are exactly right about everything.

  7. on 18 Dec 2007 at 2:34 am   Gilbert Wham

    Shouldn’t be too hard to find.

  8. on 22 Dec 2007 at 8:32 pm   eeeeeek

    I have a Masters in ‘factual filming, lies, damn lies and statistics’ and have completed over 2000 hours of research into the subject. You’ll be pleased to hear that ‘Dad’s Army’ is the definitive truth, so our boys are safe. phew.