Thanks to Tom for this bizarre collection. I’m a bit worried about Tom. He must have spent quite a while browsing HYS to collect all these. He’s probably living in someone’s shed by now, muttering about weasels.
Why should the use of the name Mohammed be consider an insult to God. It was only the name of a prophet. My name is Edward ie. Teddy and I don’t object to children’s bears being called ofter me !
Edward Dowty, Kings Lynn, United Kingdom
The Edwardists are a uniquely tolerant bunch though. Remember that the Islams chop off your wives’ heads every day.
As many of us have witnessed the Sudanese religion is mixed in with their government which shows us, like a blinding light, it doesn’t work and is so highly dangerous to their and the general public.
Gillian should have studied the Sudan law and culture BUT to be treated like filth for such childish like issue then something had to be done. Our law has progressed so much that death can only be caused
illegally or through suicide or even death wishing.
[eyquem]
Biscuit? Want biscuit? Biscuit? Look! Biscuit! Roll over! Roll over!
think should be stopped abuse the UK citizans by muslims relegion fanatics abroad and in the UK.
Alex Durbin, London
GOOD BOY! Jump up! Jump up! Biscuit! GOOD BOY.
Thank God for the secular society we live in - lets keep it that way!
Lorraine, Bristol
Thanks God!
Our cuntry is so progressived that only the way anyone can die is from guns or knifes or suicide or Immigrants and everyone knows it.
I feel stupider just reading it. I may have to go for a lie down.
May this Christmas be blessed with goodwill and multiple deathwishings.
Hmmmm, I’ll bet that if if you were to chop any one of these poor imbeciles in half (long ways) you’d find a seam of pure calcified stupidity running the length of each of them. A source of renewable energy waiting to be tapped? Somehow we must find a way.
“that only the way anyone can die is from guns or knifes or suicide or Immigrants”
Cool - if I keep away from all those things I will LIVE FOREVER!!!11!!1!1!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahaha!!!
*strokes cat and plans world domination*
Alex Durbin thinks too much. Soon he’ll discover death wishing and we’ll all be fucked.
Readers of Douglas Adams will probably be familiar with the passage in the Hitch Hikers Guide on Vogon poetry.
For those who aren’t, in the book it describes Vogon poetry as the third worst in the universe and goes on to say:
“During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. ”
I am quickly forming the opinion that some HYS contributors are getting perilously close to achieving this reaction from readers of their drivel in real life.
O/T, but I just got someone linking the ecoterrorist conspiracy to an alien invasion. They only come out online…
I went in Proffits to buy an occasional table but came out with Abraham & Noah -it was one of them buy-one-get-one-free capers.