Comments on: Good Old God http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:27:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: westie http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-12757 westie Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:06:42 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-12757 I went in Proffits to buy an occasional table but came out with Abraham & Noah -it was one of them buy-one-get-one-free capers. I went in Proffits to buy an occasional table but came out with Abraham & Noah -it was one of them buy-one-get-one-free capers.

]]> By: Dave http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-11248 Dave Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:22:38 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-11248 O/T, but I just got someone <a HREF="http://throwawayyourtelescreen.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/the-scam-of-the-great-global-warming-swindle/#comment-831" rel="nofollow">linking the ecoterrorist conspiracy to an alien invasion</A>. They only come out online... O/T, but I just got someone linking the ecoterrorist conspiracy to an alien invasion. They only come out online…

]]> By: Oliver http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-11245 Oliver Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:02:54 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-11245 Readers of Douglas Adams will probably be familiar with the passage in the Hitch Hikers Guide on Vogon poetry. For those who aren't, in the book it describes Vogon poetry as the third worst in the universe and goes on to say: "During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. " I am quickly forming the opinion that some HYS contributors are getting perilously close to achieving this reaction from readers of their drivel in real life. Readers of Douglas Adams will probably be familiar with the passage in the Hitch Hikers Guide on Vogon poetry.

For those who aren’t, in the book it describes Vogon poetry as the third worst in the universe and goes on to say:

“During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. ”

I am quickly forming the opinion that some HYS contributors are getting perilously close to achieving this reaction from readers of their drivel in real life.

]]> By: Padwick http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-11237 Padwick Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:54:59 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-11237 Alex Durbin thinks too much. Soon he'll discover death wishing and we'll all be fucked. Alex Durbin thinks too much. Soon he’ll discover death wishing and we’ll all be fucked.

]]> By: Zara http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-11221 Zara Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:46:07 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-11221 "that only the way anyone can die is from guns or knifes or suicide or Immigrants" Cool - if I keep away from all those things I will LIVE FOREVER!!!11!!1!1!!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!! *strokes cat and plans world domination* “that only the way anyone can die is from guns or knifes or suicide or Immigrants”

Cool – if I keep away from all those things I will LIVE FOREVER!!!11!!1!1!!!!!

Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

*strokes cat and plans world domination*

]]> By: Yusef http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-11154 Yusef Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:21:05 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-11154 Hmmmm, I'll bet that if if you were to chop any one of these poor imbeciles in half (long ways) you'd find a seam of pure calcified stupidity running the length of each of them. A source of renewable energy waiting to be tapped? Somehow we must find a way. Hmmmm, I’ll bet that if if you were to chop any one of these poor imbeciles in half (long ways) you’d find a seam of pure calcified stupidity running the length of each of them. A source of renewable energy waiting to be tapped? Somehow we must find a way.

]]> By: Daisy http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-11135 Daisy Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:14:14 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-11135 May this Christmas be blessed with goodwill and multiple deathwishings. May this Christmas be blessed with goodwill and multiple deathwishings.

]]> By: Gilbert Wham http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-11123 Gilbert Wham Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:37:23 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-11123 I feel stupider just reading it. I may have to go for a lie down. I feel stupider just reading it. I may have to go for a lie down.

]]> By: eyquem http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/comment-page-1/#comment-11117 eyquem Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:38:39 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2007/12/19/good-old-god/#comment-11117 Our cuntry is so progressived that only the way anyone can die is from guns or knifes or suicide or Immigrants and everyone knows it. Our cuntry is so progressived that only the way anyone can die is from guns or knifes or suicide or Immigrants and everyone knows it.

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