Thanks to Martin for this one from www.petrolprices.com.
Two points.
1 Does anybody really expect the Government to say “We are wrong. There is too much tax on petrol. We are going to reduce it” ? If so, wake up !!
2 What if your car ran on tea ! A cup of tea in a cafe costs approx 50p. That is for about one-third of a pint. So for a pint of tea it would cost £1.50. 8 pints = 1 gallon = £12. Aren’t you glad your car doesn’t run on tea!!
BTW I do wish the price would come down, but I have serious doubts that it will unless the price of oil drops considerably (then the Government would add more taxes !).
Posted by Martin Rosen, 14th December 2007 6:34pm
What would it cost me to get from Stoke to Bracknell if my car ran on Ann Widdecombe’s piss? What about if I had it converted to run on Jeremy Clarkson’s salty tears?
2 Responses to “What If?”
What about if I had it converted to run on Jeremy Clarkson’s salty tears?
I can’t tell you how much it would cost, but I’d love it if they started showing videos of the extraction process in school chemistry lessons. “At this point in tear collection, the spring went on the clamps, and engineers had to resort to electric shocks.”
how much would it cost if it run on Kylie’s piss ?
Nothing
- cos I’d keep it all for myself