Permanently Bewildered22 Dec 2007 02:03 pm

Phone Bill

By Wellington

My 77-year-old neighbour recently asked me to lend him £339 in order to pay his 29-year-old girlfriend’s phone bill! He didn’t seem to understand that £339 was rather a lot for just two months of calls.
James, Bath

Sounds like a fucking bargain to me.

5 Responses to “Phone Bill”

  1. on 23 Dec 2007 at 1:35 pm   Gatz

    Hell yeah, if I make to 77 I would think £170pcm for a 29 year old girl friend was money well spent. Especially if I could get my neighbour to pay irt for me.

  2. on 23 Dec 2007 at 6:55 pm   Rich

    Do you think if you pay more, they get younger?

  3. on 27 Dec 2007 at 5:20 am   Oli

    You paedo.

  4. on 29 Dec 2007 at 7:10 pm   Rich

    Ahem. I suppose that didn’t actually read very well. I meant younger as in something like 23. Honest.

  5. on 05 Jan 2008 at 6:14 pm   westie

    I just worked this out an a ten year old will cost me £736.42 an it’s all perfectly legal an above board !!
    bit steep, but it’s better than a spell inside & they’re only natural urges aint they ?